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fractanced adj. You are drunk and maintaining one constant phase angle, chiefly while leaning against the bar. Yahari stood fractanced against the counter, preserving a remarkably consistent angle. fractiled adj. Of a drinker: ranked precisely within the distribution of the evening, somewhere above foolish and below horizontal. Jamiroquai was fractiled by midnight, occupying the percentile reserved for confident nonsense. fractinged adj. Describing a drinker who forces the smallest disagreement apart until the whole bar can hear it. Jamillia got fractinged over the jukebox and separated the room into opposing camps. fraction barred adj. Describing a drinker who has drawn a firm line between the numerator and the denominator of the evening. fraction slashed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remaining portion of the evening is divided diagonally. fractional calculused adj. The condition of a drinker who differentiates and integrates events by powers no sober person would recognise. Shaba became fractional calculused and calculated the half-life of the table's remaining crisps. fractional crystallizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who separates the evening's contents by letting only the least useful ideas settle out. Mayuran grew fractional crystallizationed, leaving solemn speeches and retaining only the crisps. fractional distillationed adj. Reduced by drink to separating each successive thought according to its boiling point, beginning with the taxi. Reveca became fractional distillationed and distilled the evening into taxis, chips and regret. fractional freezinged adj. Softened by drink into separating the evening by melting point, while the practical arrangements remain frozen. Kennadie was fractional freezinged, separating friends by melting point while leaving the taxi arrangements immovable. fractional idealed adj. Sharpened by drink into a submodule of the conversation, containing every useful remark only after multiplication. Issay became fractional idealed and contributed a perfectly formed observation after several repetitions. fractional numbered adj. Loosened by drink into naming parts of a whole, particularly halves of unfinished drinks. fractional reserve bankinged adj. Drunk and keeping most of your available sense invested elsewhere, should a sudden withdrawal be required. Aallyah was fractional reserve bankinged, retaining one sensible sentence against the possibility of a taxi. fractional rigged adj. Drunk to the point where the upper portion of every plan fails to reach the masthead. Atay was fractional rigged, sailing confidently though the evening's highest intentions remained unraised. fractional volumed adj. Drunk enough to count a compound effort as several exercises, especially lifting oneself from a chair. Maikel was fractional volumed, treating one difficult rise from the sofa as a complete training programme. fractionaled (/ˈfɹæk.ʃən.əld/) adj. The state of being drunk and expressing every intention as a small, uncertain part of a whole. Rodarius grew fractionaled and promised one quarter of a journey home. fractionalisationed adj. Describing a drinker who separates the company into smaller, incompatible portions before anyone can leave. Navian was fractionalisationed, seating his friends at separate tables to improve the conversation.