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Friedmanited adj. Having drunk enough to defend free-market principles while attempting to borrow a fixed sum for chips. Kendasia was Friedmanited, advocating monetary restraint immediately before ordering another basket. Friedrich d'orred adj. Having drunk more than a Prussian coin of sober restraint, and now circulating at historical value only. Chinna was Friedrich d'orred and offered the cloakroom attendant a coin from an obsolete kingdom. Friend of Godded adj. You have drunk enough to claim divine acquaintance, while remaining unable to locate your actual companions. Graceleigh was Friend of Godded and addressed the empty chair as a trusted ecclesiastical colleague. Friended adj. Too drunk to distinguish a Quaker from anyone else, but determined to discuss pacifism. Arnell got Friended and proposed silent worship to the entire smoking area. Friendsgivinged adj. You are drunk and have converted an ordinary gathering into a feast at which friendship must be formally celebrated. Jannea was Friendsgivinged and assigned everyone a ceremonial place before serving supermarket stuffing. Friendship slooped adj. Of a drinker: sailing steadily under a small rig, traditional in appearance and dependent on favourable conditions. Kelley was Friendship slooped, making stately progress towards the door with one hand on the banister. Friendsmased adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a gathering of acquaintances for Christmas and begun distributing affection accordingly. Wyteria was Friendsmased and gave the DJ a present assembled from items found near the till. Friendstered adj. Describing a drinker who collects acquaintances indiscriminately, as though social networking had become a physical activity. Ralena was Friendstered, adding the cloakroom attendant and three umbrellas to her circle. Friesianed (/ˈfɹiːʒənd/) adj. A drinker who has become black-and-white in judgement, placid in the middle and difficult to move. Nimue was Friesianed, calmly rejecting every further suggestion while occupying the centre of the room. Friesished adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary speech has acquired an archaic regional dignity, without gaining clarity. Brooke was Friesished and delivered the drinks order in a dialect no one had requested. Frieslandered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every nearby stretch of flat ground under immediate negotiation. Oumie was Frieslandered, surveying the pub floor as though it required drainage. Frikadelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain that a meatball is an oblate-spheroid emergency ration. Wenndy, Frikadelled, packed a cold meatball for the journey of three streets. Frinighted adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken Friday evening for a distinct geological period with its own laws. Deryle was Frinighted and insisted that all clocks had entered the same unofficial night. Frink idealed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the room to a partially ordered set in which the crisps are maximal. Delayla was Frink idealed and arranged the bar stools according to an order known only to her. Frippertronicsed adj. Reduced by drink to repeating each remark with a delay, allowing the original conversation to become its own accompaniment. Tyga was Frippertronicsed, answering every question several seconds after the subject had changed. Frisbeed (/ˈfɹɪzbid/) adj. Softened by drink into a disc-like drift, gliding agreeably until an obstacle supplies the necessary direction. Daphanie was Frisbeed, travelling across the carpet in a broad and largely horizontal arc.