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fragmentomicsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced balance and speech to a study of their smallest surviving pieces. Elilah was fragmentomicsed by the landing, cataloguing each remaining syllable and footfall. fragmentored adj. Drunk on the strength of breaking the evening into biological samples, one round at a time. Nirja spent the taxi ride fragmentored, sorting each passenger into a separate specimen. fragneted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the journey home as a delayed project with several related activities. Shelena was fragneted, assigning the coat collection and taxi search to separate workstreams. fragored (/ˈfɹeɪɡə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and liable to make every coat falling from its peg sound like a crash. fragranced (/ˈfɹeɪɡɹənsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and following the pleasantest-smelling coat towards the exit. fragrancied adj. Still drunk, and assigning every coat, pavement and taxi its own agreeable odour. Juwairyyah remained fragrancied, sniffing the taxi queue as though it were a garden. fragrant azaleaed adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without stopping to admire a shrub beside the taxi rank. fragrant meated (/ˈfɹeɪɡɹ(ə)nt ˈmiːtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the smell of wet dog on the last bus as a promising supper. Patrici became fragrant meated on the night bus, praising a damp spaniel as dinner. fragrant orchided adj. Drunk on the strength of detecting a particular flower where the cloakroom has supplied no evidence. Brenay became fragrant orchided and searched the coats for a woodland explanation. fragrant water lilied adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake a puddle outside the pub for a floating white flower. Hinano was fragrant water lilied, waiting beside a puddle for its imaginary petals to open. fragrantnessed adj. You have drunk enough to follow a pleasant scent through closing time and into the wrong taxi. fraidy catted adj. You are drunk and suddenly unwilling to cross the road, board the taxi or confront your own coat. Ketzia was fraidy catted beside the taxi, convinced the crossing required professional supervision. fraidy-catted adj. Of a drinker: frightened by the ordinary logistics of leaving, particularly the coat stand. Lisah was fraidy-catted, asking whether the taxi driver looked qualified to operate a door. frail sistered adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed the nearest stranger to supervise the journey home. frailed (/fɹeɪld/) adj. Of a drinker who has become conspicuously delicate about the final round and the walk home. Keeng was frailed by closing time, requiring encouragement before accepting a perfectly ordinary coat. frailejonned adj. A drinker who has become tall, weathered and oddly rooted beside the taxi rank. Taytum stood frailejonned by the taxi rank, refusing to move until the clouds had passed.