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Friscanned adj. Loosened by drink into a San Franciscan sort of informality, with every stranger treated as locally familiar. Mallori was Friscanned and addressed the taxi driver as though both had grown up on the same street. Frise aileronned adj. Sufficiently drunk to project the front edge of every conversation into the draught and create drag by morning. Laylana woke still Frise aileronned, turning towards each new sound as though steering through turbulence. Frised (/ˈfɹaɪzd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to redraw the coastline, annex the nearest table, and call the arrangement historic. Michaelandrew was Frised and claimed the far end of the bar for an absent coastal province. Frisian water dogged adj. Having drunk more than was sensible and spent the morning retrieving small, damp objects from unlikely places. Charlieann was Frisian water dogged, finding a wet coaster beneath the sofa at nine. Frisianed (/ˈfɹɪʒ.ənd/) adj. Having drunk enough to wake in a cold, flat landscape with the day's boundaries extending further than expected. Katine emerged Frisianed, staring across the bedroom as if the horizon had moved overnight. Frisianizationed adj. You have drunk enough to wake with yesterday's arrangements subtly recast into a more local form. Bryasha found the morning Frisianizationed, with every familiar plan rendered oddly regional. Frisiied adj. You are drunk and have woken among several indistinguishable remnants of the previous evening. Umer was Frisiied, discovering three glasses and no reliable account of their ownership. Frito pied adj. Of a drinker who has become a layered morning-after arrangement of heat, salt, cheese, and regret. Ragine was Frito pied, assembled beneath a blanket with crumbs in every available layer. Fritoed adj. Of a drinker: brittle at the edges, heavily salted, and making an unmistakable crackle when approached. Ladaija woke Fritoed, leaving a crisp yellow trail between the bed and the kettle. Friulianed (/fɹiːuːli(ː)ənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who wakes convinced the room has acquired a permanent, well-defined border. Yaribel was Friulianed, insisting the bedroom threshold marked the edge of civilisation. Friyayed adj. A drinker who has reached Friday's optimism by breakfast, despite having misplaced most of Thursday night. Cathryn was Friyayed before coffee, declaring the lost evening an excellent start to the weekend. Frobenioided adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning requires an elaborate framework before any simple fact can be attached to it. Lipa woke Frobenioided, needing a complete structure to determine where the keys had gone. Frobenius covarianted adj. The state of being drunk and assigning each symptom its own projection, eigenvalue, and regrettable direction. Ashney was Frobenius covarianted, sorting the headache, thirst, and shame into separate morning compartments. Frobenius endomorphismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has transformed every small morning action into its own higher power. Sharey was Frobenius endomorphismed, turning one cup of tea into sixteen urgent operations. Frobenius numbered adj. The drunkenness of one who discovers, the morning after, that certain necessary tasks cannot be made from the available integers. Shatia was Frobenius numbered, unable to express breakfast using any combination of the groceries present. Froebelianed adj. Reduced by drink to arranging the morning's scattered objects into a small, purposeful educational display. Trasi woke Froebelianed, laying spoons, receipts, and bottle tops in orderly lessons across the table.