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frankdicksonited adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a colourless mineral being examined under indifferent lighting. Amana grew frankdicksonited and took several minutes to identify the nearest chair. franked (/fɹæŋkd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the government appears to have paid the postage on every utterance. Plassie grew franked and sent a speech about the buffet to people in the same room. frankenbited adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking in a single sentence assembled from remarks made at several earlier points. Marhia was frankenbited, producing one fluent account from scraps collected throughout the evening. frankenbitinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and engaged in the systematic manufacture of continuous statements from disconnected material. Leshon was frankenbitinged, joining unrelated observations into a remarkably confident account. frankencorned adj. Drunk to the point where several unrelated thoughts have been genetically modified into one remark. Jassmen grew frankencorned and produced a single sentence from weather, mortgages, and pudding. frankenfished adj. Sufficiently drunk to seem an unnatural aquatic presence, whether engineered, invasive or merely unwelcome. frankenfooded (/ˈfɹæŋk(ə)nˌfuːdd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing supper from its laboratory reconstruction. Ozkar got frankenfooded and assembled dinner from crisps, chutney, and a reluctant pear. frankenfruited adj. Drunk beyond ordinary fruit, producing a hybrid appetite with no respect for seasonality. Baseemah became frankenfruited and paired grapes with gravy as though unveiling a discovery. frankenlanged adj. Drunk in a way that combines numerous conversational registers into one poorly assembled declaration. Ksandra became frankenlanged and addressed the landlord in fragments of four unrelated languages. frankenpied (/ˈfɹæŋ.kən.pɑɪd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that several pies have been united into one pastry of uncertain jurisdiction. frankenpledged adj. Drunk on the strength of collective encouragement, with the collective soon reconsidering its liability. Decarlos became frankenpledged after Lucymarie and the others applauded an unwise departure. frankensenced adj. Slowed by drink to a fragrant, ceremonial drift in which every pause acquires significance. Alexisjade became frankensenced and left Vedaant waiting through several meaningful silences. frankensteined adj. Having drunk more than your constituent parts can reasonably support, and speaking in several voices at once. Elijah-moses was frankensteined, with borrowed confidence attached rather loosely to the evening. frankenvirused adj. Drunk to a degree that revives dormant intentions, particularly the one about sending that message. Wania became frankenvirused and revived a conversation that had been safely dormant since Tuesday. frankenworded (/ˈfɹæŋkn̩ˌwɜː(ɹ)dd/) adj. The state of being drunk and combining two conversations into one, to the inconvenience of everyone present. frankered adj. The condition of a drinker who stamps approval on every person present, without authority to do so.