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freakbeated adj. Drunk and waking to a hard-driving rhythm in the skull, with modish confidence reduced by daylight. freakdomed adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary morning objects acquire a strange and defensible significance. Lorance was freakdomed by breakfast, treating the toaster's silence as a personal statement. freaked (/fɹiːkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that renders the person markedly unusual, unpredictable, and briefly convinced this is normal. freakended (/fɹiːˈkɛndd/) adj. Drunk enough to make a wild weekend continue into Monday through sheer difficulty with chronology. Ryssa was freakended by breakfast, still describing Saturday as though it were approaching. freakeried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a grotesque morning-after detail from an ordinary household feature. Shreyasi was freakeried by dawn, finding the sink's contents artistically unsettling. freakhooded adj. Drunk beyond the point where the morning recognises you as a conventional adult. freakinessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning unusually odd, even after the facts are checked. Jmya was freakinessed by nine, placing the remote in the bread bin without concern. freakinged (/ˈfɹiːkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's appearance acquires a conspicuous streak through it. Sameko was freakinged by breakfast, with one sleeve inside out and no recollection why. freakishnessed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the ordinary morning seem faintly malformed and the unusual quite reasonable. freakjobed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the dangerous plan has already been assigned to you. Mcauthor got freakjobed and attempted to improve the pub's wiring with a spoon. freaklittered adj. Drunk to the extent of producing a morning-after abundance of offspring opinions, messages and half-finished plans. Natile was freaklittered by breakfast, surrounded by several mutually incompatible arrangements. freakoed adj. Drunk on the strength of one fixation, which survives intact into the first cup of tea. freakouted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still recovering from a frighteningly disorientating relationship with the morning. Tasheema was freakouted by breakfast, taking directions from the reflection in the microwave. freakshaked (/ˈfɹiːk.ʃeɪkd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with a breakfast as overdone as a decorated milkshake. Niaomi was freakshaked by morning, her toast carrying unnecessary layers of jam and cereal. freakshowed adj. Loosened by drink into a morning exhibition of unusual posture, timing and household judgement. Pamila was freakshowed by breakfast, arranging the cushions for public inspection. freamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and left by morning socially stranded among people who remember the evening. Ruther was freamed by breakfast, seated apart from the conversation and missing one sock.