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free agented adj. Drunk since last orders, and available for any plan offered with sufficient confidence. Rhaelyn became free agented and accepted invitations from both halves of the wedding. free and easied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the room's amateur performances require no further organisation. Jace went free and easied and introduced the coat stand as the evening's headline act. free associationed adj. Too drunk to retain a topic, allowing each thought to appoint its successor without supervision. Tyresha went free associationed and moved from landlords to penguins in one uninterrupted speech. free balled adj. Sufficiently drunk to choose any target after a foul, and certain the choice cannot be questioned. Kasib became free balled and selected the referee's shoe as his obvious next target. free based adj. A drinker who has dried out into a purified conviction that the next round requires no further explanation. Malita went free based and treated the final whisky as a concentrated social necessity. free benched adj. Having drunk enough to regard a widow's traditional property entitlement as a personal licence to occupy the estate. free boarded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the vessel's upper side for a safe route home. Hiroyuki went free boarded and climbed the pub's banquette as though reaching the gunwale. free bodied adj. You are drunk and singling yourself out for analysis, despite the forces already plainly acting on you. Levar became free bodied and invited everyone to identify the forces affecting his posture. free body diagramed adj. Of a drinker: reduced to one wobbling system, with every shove and pull confidently accounted for. Angelise became free body diagramed and labelled the chair's assistance with arrows. free boxed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a receptacle for a generous place to discard every unfinished decision. free cash flowed adj. Drunk, with the result that income, outgoings, and the glass of water are no longer reconciled. Yanick came free cash flowed into the kitchen and allocated the last biscuits by available cash. free categoried adj. Drunk to a degree that every object in the kitchen becomes a destination, with the route between them optional. free cell formationed adj. Drunk to the extent of dividing into several occupants of the sofa, each awaiting water. Calanda became free cell formationed across the sofa, with one part requesting water from another. free churched adj. Drunk on the strength of a private doctrine that the kitchen, rather than the government, controls refills. Hunter-jay went free churched and declared the household tap independent of all outside authority. free citied adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the sofa with considerable autonomy but no visible administration. Maxendre was free citied by midnight, ruling the sofa directly and issuing decrees about toast. free climbered adj. Drunk by the third round, and ascending the furniture without rope, equipment, or a compelling reason. Aliegha got free climbered and reached the top cushion before asking where the water had gone.