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free softwared adj. Sharpened by drink into permitting every companion to copy, alter and redistribute your plans. Eyana got free softwared and let the whole table rewrite her route home. free soloed adj. Loosened by drink into attempting the journey home without assistance, protection or any convincing route. Emmie-louise went free soloed across the car park while three friends negotiated a safer descent. free soloisted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a climber making each unsupported step a public event. Lemond became free soloisted and took four minutes to cross the pub's two-metre gap. free spaced adj. Drunk and leaving a vacuum wherever conversation ought to be, which others are obliged to fill. Leighton-lee went free spaced, leaving the group to supply both questions and answers. free speech zoned adj. Drunk enough to reserve a small part of every public place for protesting a private inconvenience. Shevella got free speech zoned and addressed the pub about the injustice of lukewarm chips. free speeched (/fɹiː ˈspiːtʃd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every opinion is delivered publicly, at length and without editorial restraint. Everado got free speeched and explained his views on parking to the entire queue. free spinned adj. Drunk past the point of controlling the vehicle, or the conversation, while companions attempt gentle intervention. Qmari went free spinned on the dance floor, requiring two friends and a chair to regain direction. free spirited adj. Drunk in a way that rejects authority, instructions and the settled destination proposed by everyone else. Tynisa became free spirited and treated the taxi driver's directions as an optional opinion. free stated adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you politically diminished, ceremonially important and unable to govern yourself. Nikelle went free stated and appointed three friends to manage the walk home. free stored adj. Drunk to the extent of giving away possessions, then asking companions where they have gone. Clady got free stored and donated her scarf before asking Ghael whether anyone had seen it. free substitutioned adj. Drunk on the strength of being repeatedly removed from one conversation and inserted into another. Raidan got free substitutioned as friends rotated him between quieter tables. free sugared adj. Drunk since last orders, and sweetening every account of the evening until companions intervene. Zorianna got free sugared and described the awkward toast as a triumph of friendship. free surface effected adj. Drunk by closing time, and redistributing attention whenever the room or its occupants make the slightest movement. free surfaced adj. Still drunk, and travelling across conversation without resistance whenever the room changes direction. Rudransh was free surfaced, passing from weather to taxation with no visible friction. free teknoed adj. Softened by drink into an improvised outdoor rave, eventually settling beside the bins. free terminemed adj. Still drunk, and capable of standing alone only in the specialised vocabulary of the evening's last argument. Daralene got free terminemed and continued the discussion in terms nobody else had authorised.