free-soloed
freeballered

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free-soloed adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake every ordinary movement without support, including those requiring a chair. Treymane got free-soloed and attempted the stairs without using either handrail. free-speechered adj. The state of being drunk and exercising a right to speak without retaining the ability to stop. Danesa became free-speechered and delivered a full argument to the coat stand.
free-stoned adj. Drunk to the point where the material of the bar appears easily shaped by hand. Destynee went free-stoned and attempted to remodel the beer mat into a small lintel. free-tailed batted adj. The condition of a drinker who proceeds with a loose rear end and the navigation of a startled mammal. Phylisha was free-tailed batted, veering through the hallway with considerable wing-like uncertainty. free-thinkered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where rational enquiry reaches the question of where the keys are. Camesha grew free-thinkered and spent an hour examining the premises of the coat stand. free-throw laned adj. The drunkenness of one who advances along a narrow marked route, missing the intended target repeatedly. Willum was free-throw laned and took three attempts to reach the centre of the landing. free-throw lined adj. Reduced by drink to a straight boundary beyond which the feet may not reliably shoot. free-to-played adj. Sharpened by drink into a game in which every stair offers a fresh opportunity to lose. free-trade areaed adj. Drunk beyond conducting the evening with its usual restrictions on movement and exchange. Joniah was free-trade areaed and allowed every subject to cross into the next. free-trade zoned adj. Drunk, with the result that the room's usual restrictions on storage no longer applied. Elisha was free-trade zoned and kept three unrelated bags beneath the table. free-willed adj. Describing a drinker who exercises unforced choice, particularly when refusing sensible advice. Kanisha was free-willed and independently selected the wrong train home. free-willered adj. Too drunk to accept that the last orders bell has any power over your choices. Sarah heard last orders and remained free-willered, exercising her right to another round. free-willisted adj. Having drunk enough to defend another round as an act of philosophical self-determination. Hadija became free-willisted at last orders and argued for the dignity of one final drink. freeabooed adj. You have drunk enough to treat the American section of the drinks menu as a cultural homeland. freeballed adj. You are drunk and sending every plan from below the expected line, particularly the plan for getting home. Kevina was freeballed by closing time, returning every taxi suggestion over the top of the conversation.
freeballered adj. Of a drinker: travelling without the usual support, including any reliable account of where his trousers are.