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freebandered adj. Of a drinker who has gone beyond the permitted arrangements for the evening and is broadcasting plans regardless. Aviyon became freebandered and announced the after-party across the entire railway carriage. freebandinged adj. Describing a drinker who has strayed outside the evening's authorised channels and cannot be retuned. Auriella was freebandinged by midnight, calling every number except the taxi firm. freebased adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has been distilled to its strongest remaining element: another round. Fahrin became freebased after last orders and found the taxi queue insufficiently concentrated. freebasered adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to the habit of seeking stronger arrangements after closing time. freebeed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every offered lift, coat and final drink as a personal giveaway. Cyress got freebeed and accepted three taxi offers while arranging a fourth. freebenched adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with remembering whether the estate was his or merely available. Nia became freebenched and began allocating rooms in a house she did not own. freebied (/ˈfɹiːbid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the evening's remaining provisions as complimentary handouts. Milaysia became freebied and accepted a chip, a coat and another drink without distinction. freebirthed adj. Reduced by drink to reaching the pavement without assistance, planning or attendance from anyone qualified. Danyel arrived freebirthed at the taxi rank, having left the pub without an escort. freebirthered adj. Sharpened by drink into declining all assistance and delivering yourself into the night by personal conviction. Onagh became freebirthered at closing time and dismissed the taxi as unnecessary intervention. freebirthinged adj. Softened by drink into making the journey home without guidance, support or a recognisable plan. Franci went freebirthinged after last orders, declining the offered map and taking the hill. freebleedered adj. Loosened by drink into leaving every safeguard behind, including the sensible arrangements made before last orders. Oswell got freebleedered and walked home without coat, phone or concern. freeboard decked adj. Slowed by drink to the uppermost safe surface of the evening, where leaving becomes theoretical. freeboarded adj. Emboldened by drink to maintain a respectable distance between yourself and the consequences below. Syreta stayed freeboarded at the bar, refusing to acknowledge the coat on the floor. freebootered (/ˈfɹiːbuːtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk and plundering the departing party for coats, lifts and the final available drinks. freebooteried adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home is conducted as a small campaign of opportunistic acquisition. Kahlel went freebooteried and secured a taxi, a sandwich and somebody else's umbrella. freebootied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between your own provisions and whatever the closing pub leaves available. Kada became freebootied and departed with a stranger's umbrella after last orders.