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freebootinged adj. Drunk enough to plunder the evening's remaining resources before attempting the journey home. Shanyah got freebootinged and commandeered the last taxi from outside the pub. freeburned adj. Of a drinker: unconstrained in combustion, and consequently liable to illuminate the wrong side of the room. Pearle arrived freeburned and attempted to warm the umbrella stand with a solemnly extended hand. freechapelled adj. Of a drinker who has declared himself exempt from episcopal jurisdiction and from sensible supervision. Dylin became freechapelled and refused the landlord's instruction on grounds of ecclesiastical independence. freeclimbed adj. Describing a drinker who ascends by handholds alone, regarding ladders as an admission of defeat. Olivia-mae freeclimbed the bookcase and queried the structural merits of its upper shelf. freeclimbinged adj. Too drunk to use the floor conventionally, but still willing to climb towards the nearest glass of water. Narquise was too freeclimbinged to cross the room normally and went over the sofa instead. freecoastered adj. A drinker who travels backwards without corresponding movement of the feet, pedals, or apparent intentions. Alyus grew freecoastered and retreated from the bar without once altering his carefully chosen direction. freeconomicsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every further round is complimentary, provided somebody eventually purchases the premium version. Lailarose became freeconomicsed and offered unlimited conversation before announcing the charge for conclusions. freecoolinged adj. The condition of a drinker who chills himself by evaporation rather than by any recognised form of restraint. Tomatra stood freecoolinged in the doorway, allowing the evening air to perform its modest duty. freecycled adj. The drunkenness of one who circulates unwanted opinions through an informal network, with no provision for disposal. Okalani was freecycled, passing the same theory through six conversations before breakfast. freed (/fɹiːd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has been given an unobstructed route to the bar and uses it repeatedly. Amika got freed and crossed the room unchallenged for another half. freedited adj. Reduced by drink to a greenish-yellow mineral composition, with arsenic, chlorine, copper, lead, and oxygen all represented. Anasia looked freedited beneath the pub lights and declined to specify which constituent was responsible. freedivered adj. Drunk by the third round, and capable of remaining upright only while nobody observes closely. Radames was freedivered, moving beneath conversation as though the floor were deep water. freedivinged adj. Too drunk to surface promptly from a chair, a conversation, or the bottom stair. Cylah was freedivinged and required several minutes to rise from the hallway floor. freedmanned adj. Softened by drink into a liberated gentleman, grateful for emancipation and uncertain what to do with it. Shakieta was freedmanned and delivered a courteous speech on liberty to the coat stand. freedmanshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into a condition of personal liberty which is constitutionally impressive and socially inconvenient. Leilanni became freedmanshipped and treated the pub's closing time as an obsolete institution. freedom breaded adj. Emboldened by drink to mistake a French loaf for a constitutional document and divide it among the company. Keyren was freedom breaded, distributing slices as though each represented a newly enfranchised province.