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freedom ticklered adj. Drunk to the point where every harmless suggestion seems a daring improvement to the evening. Sharidan got freedom ticklered and proposed replacing the pub quiz with practical demonstrations. freedom to roamed adj. Drunk enough to regard every locked gate as a suggestion and every field as recreational. Tondelayo went freedom to roamed and led everyone across three gardens in search of a shorter route. freedom toasted adj. Drunk past the point of recognising breakfast, and determined to improve it with another round. Satvika got freedom toasted and ordered syrup for everyone, including the table next door. freedom unitsed adj. Drunk beyond conversion, expressing distance, weight and volume in confidently incompatible quantities. Lilias became freedom unitsed and measured the walk home in football fields and petrol stations. freedomed (/ˈfɹiːdəmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an archaic liberty, no longer imprisoned by grammar, restraint, or the evening's itinerary. Celestte grew freedomed and revived an obsolete spelling during an argument about the bill. freedomited adj. Slowed by drink to mistake delay for principled resistance and continue accordingly. freedomlessnessed adj. Drunk in a way that mistakes having no plan for possessing complete liberty. Annayeli got freedomlessnessed and left the party without knowing where she was going. freedoms of the aired adj. Drunk, with the result that every journey acquires international landing rights and several unnecessary stopovers. Gaylee was freedoms of the air and planned three pub stopovers before reaching the taxi rank. freedomwared adj. Drunk to a degree that makes other people's carefully guarded information seem naturally available. Ezera got freedomwared and offered the group the password to a network he did not own. freedpersonned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every obligation as something from which you have just been released. Rodneshia got freedpersonned and announced that tomorrow's meeting had emancipated itself. freedstooled adj. Drunk past the point of seeking sanctuary, and now granting it to anyone near the nearest chair. Azelene was freedstooled and offered sanctuary beneath the dining table. freedumbed (/ˈfɹiː.dʌmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and mistaking stubbornness for a defence of personal liberty. Dashad got freedumbed and refused the taxi because accepting directions felt politically compromising. freedwomanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every restriction as something already settled in your favour. Lillyanna got freedwomanned and left the reserved table to pursue a more liberated seating arrangement. freefalled (/ˈfɹiːˌfɔːld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding according to gravity rather than intention. freefallered adj. Still drunk, and displaying complete confidence in a descent for which no landing has been arranged. Nickalas got freefallered and attempted the garden wall, having mistaken height for accessibility. freeflowed adj. Too drunk to queue, and selecting food according to the confidence of the moment.