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freeformed adj. You are drunk and making a new shape whenever the floor requests a straight line. Diadra was freeformed, bending around the banister rather than walking past it. freeganismed adj. Having drunk enough to turn opportunistic scavenging into a coherent evening philosophy. freeganned (/ˈfɹiːɡənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard discarded food as a curated menu and waste as a personal challenge. freehandednessed adj. You have drunk enough to distribute generosity without consulting arithmetic, ownership or tomorrow. Yashica got freehandednessed and bought the table a round using coins found in several pockets. freeheartednessed adj. Of a drinker: open-handed with affection, invitations and promises whose practical details remain undiscovered. freeholded adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken temporary possession of a stool for permanent tenure. Violeth got freeholded and defended her bar stool against a party twice the size of hers. freeholdered adj. Describing a drinker who regards every surface occupied for five minutes as legally his. Tabresha got freeholdered and attempted to evict a handbag from the nearest chair. freeholdershipped adj. A drinker who converts temporary possession into a settled entitlement, usually before being asked to leave. Kesean got freeholdershipped and began assigning seats at a table reserved for someone else. freeholdinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest property becomes an estate, complete with boundaries and disputed succession. freehooded adj. Drunk to a degree that every restriction in the kitchen appears optional, including the use of a glass. freehubed adj. Drunk to the extent of ratcheting repeatedly towards the kitchen, then losing engagement with the intended route. freeinged (/ˈfɹiːɪŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of liberating every cushion from the sofa and arranging them on the floor. Odetta got freeinged and released the sofa cushions before attempting the short journey to bed. freekahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and gently roasted into a state of lying still beneath a blanket. Dajua was freekahed before midnight, warm beneath the blanket and unwilling to negotiate with the stairs. freekehed (/ˈfɹiːkɛd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and toasted through to the morning's dry, crumbly breakfast. Ricko woke freekehed beside the sofa, with toast crumbs marking the route to the kitchen. freekicked adj. The drunkenness of one who has been given a clear kick at the evening and found no ball there. freelaged adj. Too drunk to surrender the privilege of the sofa, or to recognise that the blanket is communal. Jayaun became freelaged and claimed the sofa under a doctrine of permanent entitlement.