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freelanced (/ˈfɹiːlɑːnsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to prepare refreshments without supervision, procedure, or a credible return route. Fate went freelanced in the kitchen and produced toast without locating the toaster's lever. freelancered (/ˈfɹiː.lɑːn.səd/) adj. Having drunk more than the household can supervise, and working alone on an improvised supper. Keaunte became freelancered and assembled a sandwich from ingredients nobody had authorised. freelancinged adj. You have drunk enough to abandon household procedure and invent a new chain of command around the kettle. Della-rose got freelancinged and appointed the microwave senior to the kettle. freeledged adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard access to the kitchen as a personal immunity from tidying. Roblyn got freeledged and treated the kitchen floor as exempt from all household law. freelisted adj. Loosened by drink into a chain of unallocated thoughts, joined only when the next one became available. freeloader flied adj. Of a drinker who has attached himself to whatever household activity is already feeding someone else. freeloadered (/ˈfɹiːləʊdə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: occupying the sofa, consuming the water, and contributing nothing to the household effort. Azaan was freeloadered on the sofa while Tazmin carried his glass of water from the kitchen. freeloadinged adj. Describing a drinker who settles on the sofa and lets the household provide water, food, and silence. Karolina was freeloadinged by ten, with Daylinn supplying water and removing the empty glasses. freelooked adj. A drinker who has drunk enough to inspect the room by moving the eyes while leaving the head on the sofa. Beren went freelooked and searched the kitchen from the sofa without turning round. freemailed adj. A drinker so far gone that messages are sent freely, without charge, punctuation, or reliable destination. Sahvannah got freemailed and sent the kitchen inventory to a cousin at half past one. freeman on the landed adj. The condition of a drinker who claims the sofa is outside ordinary household jurisdiction. Tercel was freeman on the landed and refused to recognise the kitchen's request for his mug. freemanned adj. The state of being drunk and free to appoint oneself guardian of the household sofa. Piper became freemanned and declared the sofa a protected domestic territory. freemanshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired full household status without accepting any household duties. Jacin was freemanshipped on the sofa, enjoying resident privileges without approaching the washing-up. freemartinismed adj. Softened by drink into an imperfect household state, neither preparing supper nor quite abandoning it. Jorja was freemartinismed, halfway through making toast and unable to identify the bread. freemartinned adj. Reduced by drink to a poorly coordinated half of a domestic operation, usually involving a kettle. Frager became freemartinned and carried one mug to the kitchen while forgetting the other. freemasonned adj. Sharpened by drink into a patient builder of small, unnecessary structures from cushions and blankets. Antwan became freemasonned and constructed a low lodge across the sofa.