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freemasonried adj. Drunk in a way that turns routine actions into rites with passwords, stages and unnecessary solemnity. Nitasha became freemasonried and required a handshake before anyone could borrow her umbrella. freeminered (/fɹiːmaɪnəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into claiming the kitchen as a private working, with the right to excavate its cupboards. Lynnelle got freeminered and searched the kitchen cupboards for a supper deposit. freemiumed adj. Too drunk to accept the complimentary half of anything without enquiring about the premium version. freenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to roam unconstrained from the bar, the queue, and the subject under discussion. Treva went freenessed after the second round and wandered into three unrelated conversations. freephoned adj. Having drunk enough to ring designated numbers without charge, particularly the one belonging to an ex. Elodee got freephoned and rang her old landlady to discuss the pub's heating. freeported adj. Sharpened by drink into an unregulated harbour for loose change and unsolicited advice. Teonni became freeported and offered Sariana duty-free access to the biscuit tin. freeposted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can collect for, leaving every message and round payable later. Rachelleann went freeposted and promised to settle the score with everyone after payday. freered (/ˈfɹiːəɹd/) adj. You have drunk enough to release everyone from the conversation, whether they requested it or not. freerided adj. You are drunk and attempting tricks on whatever technical features the pub provides. Shelon went freerided over the settle and landed among the coats without spilling his pint. freeridered adj. Of a drinker: treating every ledge, rail, and puddle as a technical trail feature. Kiora was freeridered by midnight, using the bar rail for a descent of considerable style. freerolled adj. Of a drinker who has entered the evening without paying, and now assumes the winnings are drinks. Sauda went freerolled and joined the pool table as though entry had never been required. freerunned adj. Describing a drinker who crosses the pub by vaulting whatever cannot move away. Lamech went freerunned across the banquettes before being redirected towards the lavatories. freerunnered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns ordinary furniture into apparatus and the carpet into a landing zone. Kanika got freerunnered and crossed the room by way of two chairs and a pouffe. freerunninged adj. Drunk on the strength of urban athleticism, reduced finally to negotiating one shallow step. Alyciana got freerunninged and vaulted the bench before requiring assistance with the doorstep. freesheeted (/ˈfɹiːʃiːtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and distributing unrequested news, usually from the end of the bar. Doborah became freesheeted and delivered a front-page account of the karaoke dispute. freeshipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken liberty for permission to leave the pub with the furniture. Tameko went freeshipped and declared the bar stool liberated from its customary corner.