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freesiaed (/ˈfɹi.ʒəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become delicate, fragrant, and increasingly unsuitable for the smoking shelter. Sai went freesiaed and stood by the pumps smelling faintly of flowers and lager. freeskated adj. Reduced by drink to improvising a full programme across the pub floor, without a short one first. Benney got freeskated and performed a loose routine between the bar and the gents. freeskied adj. Softened by drink into descending the pub's available piste without a marked course or braking plan. Tiran went freeskied down the cellar steps, using the handrail as an improvised lift. freeskiered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats every unmarked slope as an invitation to descend. freeskiinged adj. Loosened by drink into leaving the marked route and descending wherever the evening happens to slope. freesomed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the public bar as a free-for-all of conversation, dancing, and ill-advised affection. Jermy went freesomed and invited three strangers to join an arrangement nobody had proposed. freespinned adj. Drunk beyond recovery of a straight line, with bystanders serving as improvised steering equipment. Dhrish was freespinned, rotating slowly while his friends cleared furniture from the route. freestered (/ˈfɹiːstəd/) adj. Drunk and unconstrained, moving between tables as though the pub had abandoned all boundaries. Yaleska went freestered and joined every conversation within reach of the crisps. freestoned (/ˈfɹiːstəʊnd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard sandstone, limestone, and the bar top as equally amenable to shaping. Phuonganh became freestoned and discussed carving the fireplace before being shown the door. freestored adj. Drunk past the point of retaining anything, with available memory occupied by the last round's details. Bryon went freestored and could not locate the name, order, or purpose of his own pint. freestreamed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the air, the bar, and ordinary instructions can deflect your course. Cleman went freestreamed and crossed the room in a line no chair could successfully alter. freestyle skiinged adj. Drunk on the strength of confidence alone, attempting aerial manoeuvres over furniture. Kenessa got freestyle skiinged and cleared the footstool with unnecessary Olympic intent. freestyle wrestlinged adj. Describing a drinker who attacks below the waist, usually in pursuit of a chair. Uver became freestyle wrestlinged and brought the coffee table into the bout. freestyled (/ˈfɹiːˌstaɪld/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the absence of rules for a sporting discipline. Jaylene attempted the vault over the sofa, freestyled, and received no official score. freestylered adj. A drinker who treats the room as an arena and every surface as equipment. Terri-lynn became freestylered and attempted a swimming turn beside the bookcase. freestylinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the performance proceeds without music, plan, or discernible subject. Claree spent twenty minutes freestylinged beside the fruit bowl, addressing nobody in particular.