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FEP'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, overactive intermediary between the pub and every available peripheral. Eilleen got FEP'd and began connecting strangers, stools and half-finished rounds. FER'd adj. The condition of a drinker who turns one harmless impulse into a chain of alarming developments. Cyrielle was FER'd and converted a request for crisps into a full rearrangement of the kitchen. FES'd adj. You are drunk and displaying the characteristic rash of poor decisions across the whole evening. Cale was FES'd, with questionable messages and unexplained plans appearing in several places. FESS'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a sinus from an appropriate venue for conversation. Tyshanna got FESS'd and attempted to improve the pub's ventilation personally. FET'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a small switching device, turning movement on and off without warning. Lacole went FET'd and stopped halfway through the doorway, still holding one foot up. FEU'd adj. Of a drinker who has become a forty-foot cargo unit: cumbersome, standardised, and difficult to reposition. Imaya was FEU'd beside the doorway, occupying the route with impressive logistical certainty. FF'd adj. Drunk on the strength of naval confidence, proceeding through the room as though under a warship's commission. Shumel became FF'd and attempted to give the buffet a formal naval designation. FFA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every greasy snack as a matter of uncombined principle. Nunzie got FFA'd and ordered the crispiest thing behind the bar. FFAR'd adj. Too drunk to unfold the household problem, and therefore launching oneself gently towards the nearest sofa. Maina got FFAR'd and made a short, unguided descent from the kitchen doorway to the sofa. FFB'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and responding to every surface with inappropriate tactile conviction. Obadiah was FFB'd and insisted the upholstered chair was resisting him. FFC'd adj. Drunk beyond being able to face the morning without first documenting the damage from directly in front. Farhiya woke FFC'd and inspected her expression before attempting conversation. FFF'd adj. Of a drinker who has confidently built the same decision layer by layer until it cannot be removed. Rylan got FFF'd and constructed a complicated route home from increasingly unsuitable materials. FFFP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of firefighting foam, and attempting to contain every disagreement with it. Cmone went FFFP'd and smothered the argument beneath several imagined layers of foam. FFI'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has confidently mistaken wakefulness for a useful qualification. Aycen was FFI'd and insisted that sleep was an administrative weakness. FFLO phased adj. The drunkenness of one who advances in a direction that changes from moment to moment, yet appears deliberate. Daney was FFLO phased, crossing the room by a route whose purpose became clear to nobody. FFM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the useful part of the person has become difficult to identify. Vanya was FFM'd, with the evening's remaining substance apparently distributed elsewhere.