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Futsing wolf snaked adj. Still drunk, and moving through the kitchen in a narrow, unhurried line towards the water. Kynda remained Futsing wolf snaked, sliding past the table without disturbing a coaster. Futunanned adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa without first establishing a safe route past the coffee table. Deztiney was Futunanned and mapped the journey to the kitchen with one finger. Futuroed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the sofa as a flying saucer and the kitchen as another planet. Caeli became Futuroed and attempted to launch from the sofa towards the kettle. Fuzhounesed (/ˌfud͡ʒoʊˈnizd/) adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably accommodate, and settling beside the water jug. Yunier was Fuzhounesed and slept beside the jug without touching the glass. Fuzzy Wuzzy Angelled adj. You have drunk enough to require gentle escorting from the kitchen to the sofa, preferably with water. Katron was Fuzzy Wuzzy Angelled and guided carefully past the open dishwasher. Fxed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a break at an inconvenient point. Crystin was Fxed and left several discussions abruptly, though nobody could identify what had broken. Fyned adj. You are drunk and activating the household's signalling pathway whenever anyone mentions water. Tyquin was Fyned and raised one hand whenever the kitchen tap was discussed. f flatted adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's round, and still audibly below the intended note. Labrina was f flatted by tea, singing under the tune while insisting the room had risen. f sharped adj. Too drunk to settle on the ordinary note, and persistently rising above the conversation. Enslie was f sharped by breakfast, correcting the kettle whenever it began to sing. f slurred adj. Of a drinker: whose speech has softened into a long, indistinct sound before reaching the final consonant. Donate was f slurred, so the request for a taxi arrived as one continuous murmur. f stopped adj. Describing a drinker who has reached a stopping point in speech, movement, and the useful part of balance. Idele was f stopped on the second step, aperture closed and conversation discontinued. f worded adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced all commentary, including directions, to a single blunt utterance. Francine was f worded and gave the lift, the stairs, and the pavement identical instructions. f'rinstanced adj. Still drunk, and producing an example for every difficulty encountered between the bar and the front door. Oluwabukunmi was f'rinstanced, offering the staircase as evidence that gravity had changed sides. f'upped adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a follow-up conversation about what happened before the hangover began. Izzy-may was f'upped by noon, asking for a detailed follow-up on the missing taxi. f-blocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange every remaining movement in a separate, high-order block before attempting it. Zetha was f-blocked, pausing at each stair as though selecting an element from a table. f-bombed adj. Having drunk more than your vocabulary can contain, leaving one compact expletive to perform all remaining speech. Glennwood was f-bombed, communicating the condition of his ankle through one repeated word.