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fresh helled adj. You are drunk and meeting each new morning inconvenience as though it has been specially appointed to continue the evening. fresh legsed adj. Drunk enough to volunteer for every task, having mistaken unused energy for sound judgement. Jaunita got fresh legsed and offered to referee the match despite not knowing either side. fresh lumpiaed adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking a tightly wrapped snack for a complete meal and ordering accordingly. Hitzel was fresh lumpiaed, ordering twelve rolls because the first one had disappeared. fresh meated adj. Drunk beyond recognising that calling someone inexperienced is unlikely to improve their performance. Matteson got fresh meated and appointed the newest guest to settle the family dispute. fresh pursuited adj. Of a drinker who has selected a minor inconvenience and followed it with unnecessary purpose. Terresia became fresh pursuited and pursued a missing coaster through three rooms. fresh started (/fɹɛʃ ˈstɑːtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes abandoning the evening seem a reasonable new beginning. fresh watered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating plain water as a strategic discovery and prescribing it to everyone. Thaila got fresh watered and distributed glasses as though managing a reservoir. fresh yeasted adj. Drunk on the strength of an idea that is still raw, rising, and already being served. Paidyn got fresh yeasted and announced a business plan before finding a pen. freshed (/fɹɛʃd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a sudden rush of water and convinced the flood has passed through you. Mckade woke freshed, emptying a bottle as though the river had broken its banks. freshenered adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a strong scent has restored both judgement and reputation. Huldah got freshenered and sprayed herself before presenting the landlord with a revised tenancy. fresheninged adj. Drunk by the third round, and attempting to improve every person and object within reach. fresherdomed adj. Still drunk, and ruling a small, temporary realm in which every poor decision counts as induction. freshered (/ˈfɹɛʃəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and approaching every established custom as though it required a bright new solution. Hermione got freshered and suggested replacing the pub quiz with personal interviews. freshers' flued adj. Too drunk to distinguish a contagious enthusiasm from a contagious illness, and treating both with equal confidence. freshers' weeked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the evening as an induction programme with no academic component. Brexten got freshers' weeked and introduced himself to the same neighbours as separate societies. fresheted (/ˈfɹɛʃɪtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to arrive suddenly, overflow the conversation, and carry away the original plan. Nikima got fresheted and swept the table into an impromptu discussion of council policy.