freshied
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freshied adj. Having drunk more than experience permits, yet accepting every suggestion as a promising first lesson. John-james got freshied and attempted to teach himself darts from the scoreboard. freshlinged adj. You have drunk enough to approach each unfamiliar procedure with the confidence of a neophyte in charge. Jordis got freshlinged and volunteered to close the pub without knowing where the keys were.
freshman fifteened adj. Sharpened by drink into an expanded and newly confident presence that the room must now accommodate. Stark was freshman fifteened before the second round and had taken up noticeably more conversational space than he arrived with. freshman's nerved adj. A drinker who mistakes a newly noticed inner impulse for authority. freshmanhooded adj. A drinker who has returned to the period when every rule is unfamiliar and every decision is volunteered. Shooter got freshmanhooded and asked the bartender whether the till accepted essays. freshmanitised adj. A drinker so far gone that an impossible workload and an unwise choice appear equally manageable. Jaidlyn got freshmanitised and agreed to organise breakfast for forty people before dawn. freshmanned (/ˈfɹɛʃmənd/) adj. You are drunk and entering every discussion as though elected to represent the first-year position. Mallaidh got freshmanned and delivered a policy speech on the correct placement of bar snacks. freshmanshipped adj. The state of being drunk and treating basic adult arrangements as an exciting new course. freshminted adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a cooling flavour for a complete renewal of judgement. Sherley got freshminted and returned to the bar to announce that all previous decisions were cancelled. freshnessed (/ˈfɹɛʃnəsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that yesterday's salad receives repeated official inspection. Alvon became freshnessed and opened the fridge to review the salad again. freshpersonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa as an entirely new area of study. Araiyah got freshpersonned and took notes on the cushions before falling asleep. freshwater crayfished adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving sideways beneath the kitchen table towards a safer habitat. Yoeli was freshwater crayfished, proceeding sideways from the sofa to the kettle. freshwater drummed adj. Still drunk, and making a low complaint whenever anyone approaches the television remote. Christopherjame remained freshwater drummed, grumbling softly at the misplaced remote. freshwater hydraed adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain attached to the sofa while extending several arms towards the water. Loukisha was freshwater hydraed, rooted to the sofa with one hand seeking the tumbler. freshwater pearl musselled adj. Having drunk enough to close firmly around the glass of water, producing something valuable by morning. Roszella became freshwater pearl musselled and slept clutching the tumbler like an heirloom.
freshwater sharked adj. Having drunk more than enough to patrol the kitchen for biscuits with quiet, persistent purpose. Breeley went freshwater sharked and circled the biscuit tin without speaking.