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fridge magneted adj. Drunk, with the result that you collect yourself to the nearest surface and attract reminders from others. Leasha spent the last hour fridge magneted to the noticeboard, ignoring Melia's increasingly direct suggestions. fridge-freezered adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining two incompatible social temperatures throughout the same evening. Yahye became fridge-freezered, welcoming Malialani warmly before refusing to acknowledge her moments later. fridged (/fɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk past the point of useful warmth, requiring retrieval from a corner and a coat. Awais was fridged beside the radiator, while Hazely negotiated his return to the taxi. fridgefuled adj. Drunk on the strength of having consumed as much as the household provision could hold. Yamira arrived fridgefuled and assured Shemiah that no further refreshments could possibly be necessary. fridgescapinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging the household's provisions for an audience that did not ask. Almarene became fridgescapinged at the party, displaying leftovers while Danea attempted to close the door. fridstolled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary refuge, requiring the solemn protection of a stone seat and a glass of water. fridstooled adj. Drunk in a way that converts any substantial seat into a place of sanctuary. fried (/fɹaɪd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has acquired the texture and structural weakness of a cut potato. Leilaney was fried before the starters arrived and folded herself carefully into the corner seat. fried breaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and flattened into a warm, agreeable presence that friends must carry home. Bennette was fried breaded by the third round, and Semara folded his coat around him for the journey. fried chicken mushroomed adj. Still drunk, and appearing unexpectedly among the furniture while companions search for a safe place to leave you. Ronnae was fried chicken mushroomed beneath the side table, where Serenaty found her after midnight. fried chickened adj. Drunk by closing time, and divided into manageable pieces by friends attempting to get you home. fried doughed adj. Too drunk to rise cleanly from the bench, and sufficiently pliable for friends to plan around. fried egged adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain intact while being turned over by the conversation around you. Havoc sat fried egged through the dispute, while Jermichael rotated him towards each new speaker. fried pied adj. Having drunk enough to become a small, portable parcel of sweetness and poor judgement. Crag was fried pied, a portable parcel of sweetness wobbling towards the kebab shop. fried rice syndromed adj. You have drunk enough to feel unwell in retrospect, while friends investigate what you consumed and when. Jayel was fried rice syndromed after supper, leaving Dwain to reconstruct the buffet visit. fried riced adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, and stirred into every group until none remained separate. Angelee was fried riced by midnight, combining three conversations that Jaxxen had worked to keep apart.