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fried sliced adj. You are drunk and crisp at the edges, requiring someone else to prevent further contact with the night. Treisa was fried sliced outside the pub, while Calvary kept her away from the kerb. fried-egg planted adj. Of a drinker: rooted among the company, pale and conspicuous, while others conduct the evening around you. Ardus sat fried-egg planted beside the buffet, as Shirene redirected every guest around him. friedcaked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a small pastry from a sensible supper. Keilia was friedcaked and ate the paper napkin with quiet concentration. friedelaned adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the evening contains no naturally occurring hydrocarbons. Montavion became friedelaned and began cataloguing the bar snacks by chemical family. friedelinned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you preserving the evening in a cork-like silence. Harlon sat friedelinned beside the bar, providing the evening with a modest seal. friedelited adj. Drunk, with the result that your minerals, halogens and intentions are difficult to separate. friedrichited adj. Drunk to a degree that makes silver, copper, lead and sulphur seem conversationally relevant. Vironica was friedrichited and gave the table a brief account of bismuth. friend at courted adj. Having drunk enough to assume that every acquaintance has useful connections. Amillion was friend at courted and asked the doorman about planning permission. friend boyed adj. Of a drinker: a male companion is being carefully distinguished from a lover, though nobody asked. Elifnaz went friend boyed and explained that the man beside him was merely an excellent male companion. friend girled adj. The state of being drunk and addressing women with an intimacy established nowhere. Layney became friend girled and greeted the waitress as an old school companion. friend grouped adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged the room into circles without obtaining consent. Liliona became friend grouped and moved three chairs into a social unit. friend of Bill'sed adj. You are drunk and quietly aware that the evening has become an inappropriate meeting. Sharilynn was friend of Bill'sed and asked whether the meeting had a sign-in sheet. friend of Billed adj. Of a drinker: recovering in theory, and drinking in practice. Kaleya was friend of Billed, recovering in principle while ordering another practical pint. friend of Blueyed adj. Of a drinker who has become small, comfortable and unexpectedly interested in nappies. Davene was friend of Blueyed and asked whether the changing bag came in blue. friend of Dorothied adj. A drinker who has appointed the nearest pair of bright shoes to a position of trust. Amo was friend of Dorothied and consulted the red slippers before leaving. friend of a friended adj. The state of being drunk and treating a vague acquaintance as a trusted intermediary. Nolia was friend of a friended and asked a stranger to vouch for her taxi.