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friend of courted adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed themselves a helpful observer in proceedings that are not judicial. Emnet became friend of courted and requested clarification from the person pouring drinks. friend of mined adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a personal acquaintance of the nearest non-gangster. Dequon was friend of mined and introduced the bouncer as a personal friend. friend of oursed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every stranger as a trusted associate from another district. friend of the courted adj. Drunk by the third round, and arguing persuasively for a case in which you have no standing. friend requested adj. Drunk by closing time, and seeking lifelong acquaintance from everyone whose name you have just forgotten. Lylee was friend requested by midnight, collecting telephone numbers from people already leaving. friend with benefitsed adj. Too drunk to distinguish affectionate familiarity from an arrangement with clearly stated limits. Kanani became friend with benefitsed and invited the entire table to review the arrangement. friend zoned (/ˈfɹɛnd zəʊnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to classifying every promising encounter as safely platonic. Allyx became friend zoned and offered practical advice before learning anyone's name. friend zoneed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself a platonic companion wherever romance was briefly possible. Angeletta became friend zoneed and offered sensible friendship to the person buying her a drink. friend-boyed adj. Of a drinker who has had enough to present every male companion as emphatically non-romantic. Camrie was friend-boyed and called the man at her elbow a dear fellow, repeatedly. friend-oed adj. Reduced by drink to addressing every stranger as a trusted companion, including the night-bus driver. Coby-lee went friend-oed at the taxi rank and thanked the ticket machine warmly. friend-zoned adj. Having drunk enough to place every flirtation safely beyond romantic reach. Wirt became friend-zoned and offered the person beside him a reassuringly platonic handshake. friend-zoneed adj. You are drunk and placing every hopeful approach in the safe category of companionship. friendboyed adj. Describing a drinker who has made a male companion's lack of romantic status the evening's central fact. Akane friendboyed the breakfast conversation, repeatedly clarifying that his companion was not a boyfriend. friended (/fɹɛndd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to regard the whole room as company. friendessed adj. A drinker who has appointed every nearby woman to the intimate but harmless rank of trusted companion. Donnay went friendessed and addressed each woman in the pub as a lifelong confidante. friendgirled adj. A drinker so far gone that every female companion becomes a girlfriend in conversation, but not in fact. Anikait got friendgirled and introduced his sister as his girlfriend, then apologised to everyone.