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friendship centred adj. A drinker so far gone that every passing acquaintance is treated as a subsidised civic service. Karelin became friendship centred and attempted to enrol the entire bar in communal outreach. friendship planted adj. The state of being drunk and rooted to the nearest pot, developing leaves of conversation by degrees. Haku grew friendship planted beside the fern and addressed it as a longstanding colleague. friendship stored adj. The condition of a drinker who admits every customer, regardless of diplomatic standing, to the last available round. Shunita became friendship stored and granted the taxi driver full access to the crisps. friendship with benefitsed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every platonic arrangement as administratively negotiable. Coalson grew friendship with benefitsed and began revising the boundaries of several acquaintances. friendshipped (/ˈfɹɛn(d)ʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk past the point of leaving anyone behind, including the person who has already gone home. Manvik was friendshipped and waited outside until the entire party had taxis. friendshippered adj. Reduced by drink to preferring prolonged, unresolved companionship over any declaration of intent. Sebron became friendshippered and defended the slow-burn ambiguity for nearly an hour. friendshoringed adj. Softened by drink into relocating every responsibility to the most agreeable person available. Andreea grew friendshoringed and transferred the bill to the nearest congenial acquaintance. friendsiesed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every acquaintance as a member of a small, private fraternity. Shanai became friendsiesed and invited the entire queue into an imaginary inner circle. friendslisted adj. Drunk to the point where every contact appears available for a lift, a coat or another round. Jahrell was friendslisted, sending the taxi request to people who lived nowhere nearby. friendsomenessed adj. Loosened by drink into an obliging warmth which mistakes mere proximity for lasting amity. Cathye grew friendsomenessed and praised the cloakroom attendant's character at length. friendzoned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and converting every advance into companionship. Ryniah was friendzoned before dessert, warmly assigning friendship where others had proposed dancing. friendzonered adj. Slowed by drink to placing every hopeful admirer in a carefully maintained category of companionship. Mach grew friendzonered and explained, with solemn patience, why the evening was strictly non-romantic. frienemied (/ˈfɹɛnəmid/) adj. A drinker who treats the person buying the round as both ally and opponent. frienemyshipped adj. The state of being drunk and unable to distinguish a drinking companion from a rival for the last taxi. Aarjav was frienemyshipped after the final round, sharing the taxi queue and disputing its order. friered adj. Drunk since last orders, and operating with the enclosed heat and limited drainage of a kitchen appliance. Merry was friered after the final call, retaining warmth but little practical direction. frieze grouped adj. Drunk enough to arrange the same decorative gesture in all seven possible symmetrical manners. Damonni became frieze grouped and repeated his toast in seven rigorously equivalent positions.