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faaaned adj. Drunk on the strength of a private enthusiasm, and prepared to explain it to the empty kitchen. Tanishea got faaaaned and gave the kettle a detailed account of her favourite television series. faaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to make every final instruction begin with the same emphatic sound. Relanda was faaed and announced last orders with a single consonant and considerable conviction. faan fictioned (/fæn fɪkʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker: writing elaborate after-hours stories in which every member of the party has a speaking part. Asia'h became faan fictioned and assigned the taxi driver a tragic backstory. faaned (/fænd/) adj. Too drunk to discuss anything except the surrounding enthusiasm, including its proper terminology. Kazuyo became faaned and reviewed the room's enthusiasm as though it were a specialist subject. faanfictioned adj. Of a drinker who has converted the journey home into a serial narrative involving everyone present. Itasha got faanfictioned and gave each departing coat a character arc. faanishnessed adj. Describing a drinker who values the lore of the evening more highly than its practical arrangements. Leelou grew faanishnessed and corrected the accepted account of who missed the last train. fab labbed adj. A drinker so far gone that the coats, tickets and departure plans are being manufactured to order. Taka went fab labbed and built a new route home from receipts and coat-check tokens. fabaceaned adj. The state of being drunk and clustering with others around the buffet, the bar or the last available taxi. Deondray became fabaceaned near the buffet and travelled home in a compact group. fabada asturianaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has accumulated warmth, companions and several unnecessary provisions for the road. Fenisha went fabada asturianaed and left the pub carrying food for three different journeys. fabadaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a substantial, mixed and slow-moving part of the departure. Lashara was fabadaed, gathering coats, scarves and companions before approaching the taxi rank. fabavirused adj. Reduced by drink to a spreading agent of disorganisation, wilting through the group as last orders approach. Chelsea-marie became fabavirused and passed confusion from one taxi booking to the next. fabbed (/fæbd/) adj. A drinker who fabricates complete explanations for missing coats, altered routes and unexplained receipts. Ryo was fabbed by closing time, manufacturing a plausible account of three identical umbrellas. fabbered adj. Softened by drink into a small workshop of practical solutions, producing routes from whatever information is available. Iah got fabbered and constructed a route home from two receipts and a bus timetable. fabconned adj. Loosened by drink into treating every garment as if it required a public consultation about softness. Cerria became fabconned and inspected the napkins for evidence of inadequate conditioning. fabellaed (/fəˈbɛləd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, hard point of determination aimed directly at the last taxi. Keazia went fabellaed and reached the taxi rank before anyone had finished saying goodbye. fabes con amasuelesed adj. Loosened by drink into a generous mixture of coats, companions and borrowed arrangements on the way home. Shaleigh became fabes con amasuelesed and distributed spare scarves among the departing party.