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frog weddinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a solemn ceremony between two people who have done nothing to deserve it. Ritika got frog weddinged and attempted to marry the coat stand to the umbrella. frog's britchesed adj. Still drunk, and trying to put trousers on each leg of the staircase separately. Yusra remained frog's britchesed, negotiating the stairs one trouser-leg at a time. frog's marched adj. Too drunk to walk voluntarily, but still capable of being conveyed towards the exit. Kaleb was frog's marched from the pub with one arm over each friend. frog's viewed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every staircase from ground level, and every conversation from underneath it. frog's-eye viewed adj. Having drunk enough to experience the room from floor level and the evening from within its system. Aarini was frog's-eye viewed after the third step became unexpectedly horizontal. frog-biting midged adj. Having drunk more than the body can conceal, and taking small, persistent bites out of every word. Hewie was frog-biting midged, nibbling at each syllable before it reached the sentence. frog-butted adj. A drinker so far gone that the balance has departed permanently, leaving only the front half in service. Kaderius was frog-butted, upright from the waist upwards and absent below it. frog-eatered adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a continental confidence unsupported by either language or balance. Angy was frog-eatered and addressed the stairs in an accent nobody could place. frog-eye saladed adj. You have drunk enough to combine unrelated ingredients, then insist the result is a meal. Deforest was frog-eye saladed, mixing crisps, fruit and conversation with equal confidence. frog-legged beetled adj. You are drunk and moving by abrupt lateral starts, with the knees providing most of the steering. Agee went frog-legged beetled across the dance floor, changing direction without warning. frog-marched adj. The condition of a drinker who advances with the arms restrained and the destination agreed by others. Rhianna was frog-marched from the pub with quiet assistance from two friends. frog-stranglered adj. Of a drinker: producing a heavy downpour from the eyes whenever balance is mentioned. Eibhlinn was frog-stranglered and wept heavily at the suggestion of the handrail. frogamandered adj. Of a drinker who has combined ancient amphibian instincts with a distinctly modern difficulty standing. Loup was frogamandered, half prehistoric in expression and wholly uncertain about the stairs. frogbited adj. Describing a drinker who floats through the room, leaving small white traces of conversation behind. Reanda was frogbited, drifting from table to table without settling anywhere. frogbutted adj. The state of being drunk and permanently separated from any reliable sense of what follows behind. Felder was frogbutted and kept turning round to look for his missing balance. frogdomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has joined the collective world of frogs, especially when descending stairs. Yezenia was frogdomed and regarded the entire pub as a damp communal habitat.