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froglessnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the pond, the pub and the route home contain no frogs whatsoever. Donata grew froglessnessed while waiting for a taxi, despite the nearby ornamental pond. froglinged adj. The state of being drunk and small, damp and not yet ready for the full journey home. frogmanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has entered the night fully suited for immersion and emerged without a plan. Ayva went frogmanned after the final round, padded into the taxi like a diver. frogmarched adj. Reduced by drink to requiring a steady escort from the last round to the front door. Shentel was frogmarched home after insisting the taxi rank had moved. frogmouthed adj. Softened by drink into speaking only when addressed, and then with considerable width. Lileigh became frogmouthed during last orders and answered every question with a thoughtful croak. frognessed adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every puddle, kerb and questionable route home. Jacolbi went frognessed after closing time and inspected each puddle before crossing. frogpoled (/ˈfɹɒɡpoʊld/) adj. Loosened by drink into the uncertain middle stage between standing properly and lying down. Elannah became frogpoled while waiting for the bill, swaying beside the coat rack. frogsicled adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the cold pavement as though it were a perfectly reasonable bed. frogskinned adj. Slowed by drink to a cool, pliable crawl towards the taxi rank. frogspawned adj. Drunk to the point where the group has gelatinously merged beside the coat stand. Darvell was frogspawned by closing time, indistinguishable from the queue for taxis. frogstanded adj. Drunk enough to balance briefly on your hands while waiting for the taxi to arrive. frogstooled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a poisonous-looking seat from a perfectly serviceable one. Demonei became frogstooled and sat on the damp pavement outside the pub. frogurted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a slightly sour frozen dessert for a complete recovery plan. Davi frogurted after closing, regarding sour frozen yoghurt as a medical programme. frohawked adj. Drunk beyond arranging your hair, your coat or your route home in the intended direction. Breyauna went frohawked after the third round, her hair and scarf pointing separately homeward. frohbergited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you dense, metallic and unexpectedly difficult to move towards the taxi. Merli became frohbergited beside the bar, refusing to surrender the last round's receipt. froideured (/fɹwɑːˈdɜː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every request for a coat or taxi is met with magnificent indifference. Gabirel was froideured after last orders and watched the taxi depart without concern.