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frontbenchered adj. Drunk to the extent of speaking authoritatively from the foremost seat and deciding nothing. Abukar became frontbenchered and addressed the room from the edge of the sofa. frontbended (/ˈfrʌntbɛndd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a posture that begins as acrobatics and ends beneath the table. Yanell became frontbended and attempted a noble curve towards the abandoned sausage roll. frontcapped adj. Drunk since last orders, and preceded in every undertaking by a solemn personal announcement. Mason became frontcapped and introduced each attempt to stand as though beginning a programme. frontcountried adj. Drunk by the third round, and accessible only to those prepared to cross the room for crisps. frontcourted adj. Drunk by closing time, and directing every remaining possession towards the offensive basket of the taxi. fronted (/fɹʌntd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting the forehead as the foremost part of every decision. Vineta was fronted by breakfast, leading with her brow whenever anyone mentioned coffee. frontended adj. Drunk on the strength of appearances, with the visible portion making decisions for the rest. frontenised adj. Still drunk, and returning every remark across the room with unnecessary sporting precision. Jhaniya grew frontenised and volleyed a question about breakfast back across the table. frontered adj. Too drunk to remain behind any opinion, objection, or unattended plate of chips. Paylee became frontered and put herself forward for every task, especially carrying the empty glasses. frontflipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert a routine attempt to sit down into a complete forward revolution. Isael became frontflipped while lowering himself into the armchair and emerged beside the coffee table. frontgrouped adj. Having drunk enough to appoint yourself the respectable face of an arrangement nobody authorised. fronthauled adj. Having drunk enough to transfer every thought from the remote department to central control, namely the stomach. Inayra became fronthauled and relayed all decisions directly to the kebab shop. frontier AI'd adj. Drunk and treating every nearby conversation as a problem requiring a cutting-edge general solution. Zobeida got frontier AI'd and offered the barmaid an algorithm for arranging the stools. frontier artificial intelligenced adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary exchange becomes a general-purpose demonstration for the whole table. Saimon went frontier artificial intelligenced and attempted to optimise everyone's route to the toilets. frontier orbitaled adj. Drunk enough to overlap with precisely the person required to form a bond, usually without their consent. Greeta got frontier orbitaled and spent an hour attached to the quietest man at the party. frontiered (/ˈfɹʌntɪəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the occasion permits, and treating the edge of the carpet as unexplored territory. Jedrek became frontiered and surveyed the gap between sofa and doorway before attempting the crossing.