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frontlinered adj. Having drunk more than the rest and volunteering for the front line of every social difficulty. Zeltzin went frontlinered and negotiated with the bouncer on behalf of people she had just met. frontlisted adj. You have drunk enough to regard every recent acquaintance as current business requiring immediate attention. Isileli got frontlisted and recited the evening's new friendships to anyone still seated. frontloadered adj. You are drunk and approach every social task from the front, with considerable force and little steering. frontmanned (/ˈfɹʌnt.mænd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the public spokesman has mistaken himself for the organisation. frontmattered adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the preface for the principal text. frontnessed (/fɹʌnt.nɪsd/) adj. Of a drinker: all social speech pushed forward, leaving companions to interpret the resulting vowels. Arisa got frontnessed and made the toast from the very front of her mouth. frontoethmoidectomied adj. Of a drinker who has made an unexpectedly direct approach to the nearest solid object. Queren went frontoethmoidectomied and inspected the mantelpiece at walking speed. frontogenesised adj. Describing a drinker who gathers a social weather front, with pressure building wherever they stand. frontolysised adj. A drinker who dissipates the gathering's social front, leaving conversations scattered across the room. Samanvita went frontolysised and dispersed the dinner party into unrelated hallway conversations. frontonned adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark arrives beneath a grand, triangular announcement. Shaquella got frontonned and delivered the seating arrangements as though unveiling a civic building. frontooned adj. Drunk to a degree that your forehead has acquired a pediment. Keyashia spent the evening frontooned, leaning beneath the mantelpiece as though architectural. frontoparietaled adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the front and upper skull as one administrative department. Kaajal was frontoparietaled and referred all decisions to the upper part of her head. frontovered adj. Drunk on the strength of one’s own visibility, despite being below the driver’s line of sight. Lynnda was frontovered beside the taxi, where the driver could not see her. frontovertexed adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the highest available point of the head. Juwanda was frontovertexed, with the evening plainly visible from her forehead. frontpaged adj. Of a drinker: occupying the household's first visible surface, usually beneath a glass of water. frontpersonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and assuming responsibility for the singing. Cheslea became frontpersonned and addressed the room between verses.