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fructescenced adj. Too drunk to recognise that the fruit is ripening, and insisting it has already been harvested. Domitilo got fructescenced and picked the unripe pears for an ambitious midnight dessert. fructicultured adj. Sufficiently drunk to cultivate elaborate plans, provided none require planting anything correctly. Talayia, fructicultured by midnight, assigned each flatmate a crop and forgot the allotment's address. fructiculturisted adj. Having drunk enough to regard every garden as an enterprise awaiting your immediate supervision. Algot became fructiculturisted and inspected the pub's potted fern for commercial potential. fructificationed adj. Having drunk more than was productive, yet remaining convinced the evening has borne excellent fruit. Keimaya got fructificationed and called the abandoned shopping trolley a successful harvest. fructifiered (/ˈfɹʌktɪfaɪəd/) adj. You are drunk and convinced that any unproductive object can be made fruitful by encouragement. fructivored adj. Of a drinker: fruit-minded, fruit-seeking, and prepared to mistake garnish for supper. fructo-oligosaccharided adj. Softened by drink into a chain of small, sweet decisions which nobody has the heart to interrupt. De'mari got fructo-oligosaccharided and booked several modest celebrations for one ordinary Tuesday. fructofurananned adj. Of a drinker who has assembled many sweet fragments into one structure and now calls it a plan. Damajah got fructofurananned and joined five unrelated errands into a single heroic expedition. fructofuranosed adj. Describing a drinker who has folded a straightforward intention into a smaller, stranger shape. Jeremaiah got fructofuranosed and folded the simple journey home into four unnecessary detours. fructofuranosidased adj. A drinker who breaks down the evening's solid arrangements and retains only the sweet residue. Krystalmae got fructofuranosidased and reduced the wedding timetable to cake and applause. fructofuranosided adj. A drinker so far gone that several small sweet assurances have attached themselves into one unwise commitment. Janayla got fructofuranosided and accepted four invitations for the same Saturday. fructofuranosyled adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to one attachable, highly confident component. fructohydrolased adj. The condition of a drinker who removes the last useful piece from every otherwise sound arrangement. Kavanagh got fructohydrolased and deleted the address while forwarding the directions. fructokinased adj. The drunkenness of one who transfers confidence rapidly between rooms, without checking its destination. Miamor got fructokinased and carried the landlord's authority into a neighbour's kitchen. fructoligosaccharided adj. Sharpened by drink into several small, sweet opinions, each delivered with unnecessary authority. fructolysised adj. Reduced by drink to metabolising sweetness into a sequence of increasingly practical errors.