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fabulatored adj. Reduced by drink to reciting small moral tales to the kettle while waiting for it to boil. Jamar was fabulatored at breakfast, offering the kettle a cautionary tale about haste. fabulismed adj. Softened by drink into placing improbable events among the ordinary wreckage of the morning. Devanti was fabulismed, treating the missing shoe as an entirely normal consequence of the moon. fabulisted (/ˈfæbjəlɪstd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into telling neat little tales, each ending with an instruction nobody requested. Jahquel was fabulisted over toast, giving the family dog a moral about loyalty. fabulositied adj. Loosened by drink into a condition of splendid invention, with the morning's facts treated as optional. Trucilla was fabulositied, reporting a royal appointment while looking for her other slipper. fabulousnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a minor hangover as evidence of a remarkable constitution. Bashan was fabulousnessed by nine o'clock and described the headache as a distinguished feature. faburdened adj. Still drunk, and providing a low, continuous accompaniment beneath every conversation in the room. Lekedia was faburdened at the reception, humming beneath the speeches until Alanta moved her outside. fac bratted adj. Drunk and treating the morning kitchen as inherited academic property, including the staff. Nelvina was fac bratted, asking the neighbour whether breakfast had been peer reviewed. fac-similed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every departing passenger for a copy of the last one. Gayathiri got fac-similed and thanked the same coat-check attendant twice. facade patterned adj. Drunk enough to offer a simplified interface to a much larger and less navigable condition. Amitis was facade patterned, presenting one calm sentence over an inaccessible morning. facadectomied adj. Drunk past the point of retaining anything from yesterday except its outward appearance. Raleen was facadectomied, with the evening's exterior intact and the interior entirely demolished. facaded (/fəˈsɑːdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where only the front of the person remains standing by morning. Jaymes was facaded after breakfast, maintaining a respectable exterior around considerable internal damage. facadismed (/fəˈsɑːd.ɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk beyond preserving more than a respectable front over the demolished remains of the evening. Aaronette was facadismed by breakfast, smiling above an otherwise unusable account of events. face agued adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every attempted morning expression arrive as a separate electric grievance. Obsidian was face agued, wincing whenever the toast suggested a conversation. face artisted adj. Drunk to the extent of confusing a morning courtesy with a professional service. Jazir was face artisted, offering the exhausted bartender an unsolicited review of his technique. face blindnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of recognising nobody from the previous evening, including the person in the mirror. Taiwan was face blindnessed, introducing himself to the man reflected in the microwave. face bricked adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting the dense, respectable frontage of a building awaiting renovation. Ragen was face bricked by breakfast, solidly expressionless above an unstable interior.