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fruitaged adj. Having drunk enough to regard the assembled company as a collective harvest of acquaintances. Schyler became fruitaged and gathered every guest into a single, inconvenient conversation. fruitarianed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can tolerate, while insisting nobody's plans be damaged by it. Shantise went fruitarianed and objected to every proposed shortcut on behalf of the party. fruitarianismed adj. You have drunk enough to adopt a strict philosophy of harmless social consumption. Naelly got fruitarianismed and refused to end a conversation while anyone still looked interested. fruitbated adj. Drunk past the point of daylight habits, eating whatever fruit can be located by sound. Elysiana became fruitbated and found the landlord's bananas without turning on the light. fruitbearinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and already producing more remarks than the company can harvest. Amber-louise went fruitbearinged and furnished every neighbour with an unsolicited family history. fruitbodied adj. You are drunk and have developed a dense social centre from which no invitation can dislodge you. Israelle became fruitbodied and remained at the centre of every conversation until closing. fruitborered adj. Drunk, with the result that every piece of fruit is treated as an agricultural challenge. Emogean got fruitborered and inspected the lemons for signs of infestation. fruitbowled adj. Drunk on the strength of a fruit bowl's contents, with no further provision considered necessary. fruitcaked (/ˈfɹuːt.keɪkd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a compact mixture of sweetness, old matter, and difficult company. Tiala went fruitcaked and settled beside the speakers with several preserved grievances. fruitcased adj. A drinker who has acquired a protective outer layer, admitting conversation only on their own terms. fruitcropped adj. A drinker so far gone that the company must gather the remaining usable pieces. Andreaz was fruitcropped by midnight, with friends collecting his coat, phone, and unfinished explanations. fruitcrowed adj. The state of being drunk and loudly tropical, attracting attention from every corner of the room. Maryjayne became fruitcrowed and called across the bar to people she had never met. fruiteatered adj. The condition of a drinker who has become thickset, sociable, and difficult to relocate from the gathering. Kianga went fruiteatered and occupied the only dry chair while advising everyone nearby. fruited (/fɹuːtd/) adj. Drunk and insisting that every consequence of the evening is a natural product of prior events. fruitered adj. Drunk on the strength of producing fruit, or at least appearing to do so. Kyliejo spent the evening fruitered, offering the table a modest harvest of opinions. fruiterered (/ˈfɹuːtəɹəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to sell the remaining snacks as produce. Dasmine became fruiterered and priced the crisps by imagined seasonality.