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frutaged (/ˈfɹuːtəd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and decorating the table with fruit from the garnish bowl. Dailin became frutaged by the third round, arranging lemon slices around the coat pile. frutescenced (/fɹuːˈtɛsənsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and branching into several unnecessary routes home. Melani was frutescenced by closing time, sending roots towards every available taxi. frutexed adj. Still drunk, and stationary in a bush beside the route home. Effi was still frutexed when the taxi returned, discovered among the shrubs by her coat. fruticetumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a shrubbery of opinions, none of which rises to tree height. Joeli fruticetumed over dinner, producing a dense shrubbery of opinions for the table. fruticulined adj. Loosened by drink into a chemical rearrangement with several rings and no settled conclusion. Simitrio grew fruticulined and diagrammed the bar tab as though it were an anthracene derivative. fruticultured adj. Emboldened by drink to cultivate fruit with the confidence of a man who has never pruned anything. Jerray became fruticultured and offered the landlord a comprehensive plan for the pub's orchard. fruticulturisted adj. Slowed by drink to inspect every piece of fruit as though assessing a lifelong vocation. Tycee was fruticulturisted at the market, rejecting apples on grounds of insufficient character. frutificationed adj. You have drunk enough to make an alternative form of every sensible decision. Devonte got frutificationed and took the scenic route through a closed building site. frwied adj. Drunk and attempting to reach the freeway by the most ceremonially indirect route available. Jacklynn got frwied and treated every slip road as an invitation to reconsider the journey. fry breaded adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a crisp exterior and a regrettably dense interior. Terri-lynn was fry breaded, absorbing gravy and conversation with equal inefficiency. fry cooked adj. Drunk enough to specialise in fried foods, whether or not any such expertise has been requested. Ursala became fry cooked and issued precise instructions concerning the ideal temperature of the oil. fry jacked adj. Drunk past the point of remaining flat, having risen into a crisp and somewhat self-important form. Paolina was fry jacked and insisted the bar stool had improved her altitude. fry panned adj. You are drunk and using a shallow metal vessel as though it were an instrument of navigation. fry sauced adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which ketchup and mayonnaise remain separate intellectual categories. fry upped adj. Drunk in a way that converts breakfast into a comprehensive evening policy. Davlyn got fry upped and began planning bacon, beans and mushrooms for an hour still in progress. fry-panned adj. Of a drinker: broad in manner, shallow in thought and equipped with an unnecessarily long reach.