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face cammed adj. Of a drinker: broadcasting every expression live, particularly those concerning the price of crisps. Kayedon went face cammed and supplied the whole bar with close-ups of his disapproval. face capped adj. Still drunk, and wearing the morning's last coherent expression like a cap set squarely on the head. Caroyl was face capped, with a firm little look pulled down over the night's confusion. face carded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a royal card from the person who appears to be holding it. Ellie-jayne was face carded, addressing the king of hearts as though he had ordered breakfast. face claimed adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign a famous likeness to everyone encountered before noon. Lyndol was face claimed, identifying the milkman as a minor actor from an unspecified period drama. face clothed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the morning's ablutions to be treated as a textile operation. Jolin woke face clothed, reaching for the towel before locating the bathroom. face controlled adj. Drunk and refusing entry to perfectly respectable people on the strength of a single, unhelpful glance. Pansie went face controlled at the door and rejected the vicar for insufficiently expensive shoes. face coveringed adj. Drunk to the point where every embarrassing expression requires immediate concealment. Adreian got face coveringed and spent supper hiding behind a folded menu. face creamed adj. Having drunk enough to apply whatever smooth substance is nearest, with no distinction between cosmetics and condiments. Ilsy got face creamed and reached for the butter during the household's late supper. face diapered adj. Drunk past the point of trusting your face to remain socially acceptable without protective equipment. Abhijot went face diapered and wore a surgical mask through the family toast. face flannelled adj. Drunk beyond recognising a washcloth, and determined to use it as formal headwear. Kipp arrived face flannelled, wearing the bathroom cloth like a small ceremonial hat. face flied adj. Drunk in a way that draws persistent attention, particularly from livestock and anyone holding a swatter. Lukesha got face flied and spent ten minutes pursuing an imaginary pest round the barbecue. face for radioed adj. Drunk, with the result that the face becomes unsuitable for viewing but ideal for continued broadcasting. Windi was face for radioed and delivered the pub quiz answers from behind a curtain. face for televisioned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you convinced your face should be given its own programme. Eleyna became face for televisioned and asked the landlord where her camera crew was. face fucked adj. The state of being drunk and wearing the fixed, exhausted expression of someone who has lost an argument with the evening. Zellamae looked face fucked after attempting to explain the pool rules to a coat. face fuckinged adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking an aggressively intimate suggestion for a reasonable negotiation. Yarley went face fuckinged and proposed an unsuitable arrangement to the pub's bewildered pianist. face fungused adj. Drunk on the strength of believing a facial blemish is a new form of personal authority. Rinda got face fungused and blamed the spreading redness on superior instincts.