fuck trophied
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fuck trophied adj. Having drunk more than the child-sized glass can reasonably accommodate, and now requiring the sofa. fuck trucked adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the spare room for a parked van and the sofa for a mattress. Natayja got fuck trucked and made up the sofa with a duvet from the airing cupboard.
fuck upped (/ˈfʌkˌʌpd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make a serious mistake with administrative confidence. Dajah was fuck upped enough to correct the landlord's spelling, incorrectly. fuck you lizarded adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a gecko crossing the kitchen wall towards water. fuck you moneyed adj. Of a drinker who has spent the evening as though the household budget were a matter for someone else. Castin was fuck you moneyed and ordered takeaway despite the full fridge. fuck youed adj. You are drunk and treating the evening's final glass of water as a personal insult. Trelen became fuck youed when the tap produced water instead of another drink. fuck zoned adj. A drinker who has mistaken the person offering a blanket for an invitation to remain until breakfast. Adilia was fuck zoned and sat beside the sofa, interpreting hospitality with care. fuck-boyed adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the kitchen floor as an appropriate place for an informal residence. Tristam was fuck-boyed and announced that the tiles were perfectly comfortable. fuck-esed adj. The condition of a drinker who has replaced ordinary domestic conversation with obscenities directed at the kettle. Tyaria was fuck-esed and swore at the toaster for remaining silent. fuck-knuckled adj. Reduced by drink to an object of mild household reproach, chiefly near the fridge. Ayeshah was fuck-knuckled and left one shoe beside the freezer. fuck-meated adj. Having drunk enough to regard the assembled company as a catalogue of romantic possibilities, then order chips. Starlyn became fuck-meated and assessed the wedding reception before requesting gravy. fuck-tarded (/ˈfʌktɑɹdd/) adj. Of a drinker: extraordinarily stupid, with the confidence usually supplied by alcohol. Denin was fuck-tarded enough to search for his keys in the fruit bowl. fuck-tonned adj. A drinker who has taken on a large amount of alcohol without apparent revision of plans. fuck-toyed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken general friendliness for personal availability. Jemario was fuck-toyed and offered the coat attendant an unnecessarily intimate introduction. fuck-upped adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a serious mistake becomes a lengthy undertaking. Emilda was fuck-upped and spent ten minutes opening the correct umbrella.
fuck-uppered adj. Loosened by drink into someone who improves neither the meal nor the arrangement of cushions.
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