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fuck-you fingered adj. Loosened by drink into making an obscene gesture at appliances, furniture, and passing infrastructure. Mikee went fuck-you fingered when the microwave stopped at ninety-nine seconds. fuck-you lizarded adj. Drunk and clinging to the kitchen wall with the quiet persistence of a tokay gecko. Zackariya was fuck-you lizarded, watching the kettle from the floor. fuck-you moneyed adj. Describing a drinker who has treated the sofa, the bar and tomorrow's wages as equally disposable. Vianet was fuck-you moneyed and paid for a cab to carry one person three streets. fuck-youed adj. Of a drinker: regarding every helpful suggestion, including the route to the sofa, as a personal insult. fuckabilitied (/ˌfʌkəˈbɪlɪtid/) adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa appears to possess considerable romantic potential, and the cushions agree. Kristaps was fuckabilitied and complimented the sofa's upholstery at length. fuckabillied adj. Drunk enough to make an average kitchen mishap seem like a defining personal achievement. Aonesty was fuckabillied and blamed the saucepan for the burnt toast. fuckabled (/ˈfʌkəbl̩d/) adj. Drunk past the point of judging whether the sofa, the kettle or the glass is attractive. Hisashi was fuckabled and admired the kitchen tap with unusual concentration. fuckablenessed adj. Drunk beyond sensible assessments of desirability, including those involving cushions and household appliances. Anauri was fuckablenessed and described the dishwasher as remarkably handsome. fuckaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the final consonants of every complaint disappear into the carpet. Nyjuan went fuckaed and spent ten minutes explaining that the jukebox was being personal. fuckarounditised adj. Drunk in a way that produces much kitchen activity, little progress, and no completed cup of tea. Xamir was fuckarounditised and spent half an hour searching for the teabags. fuckassed adj. Drunk, with the result that a despicable person has been installed beside the glass of water. fuckathonned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns reaching the sofa, drinking water and waking up into one prolonged undertaking. Mirei was fuckathonned and spent the evening migrating slowly between sofa and kitchen. fuckbaged adj. A drinker so far gone that every passer-by seems personally committed to making his evening worse. Emariah spent the night accusing the bar staff of treachery, thoroughly fuckbaged. fuckbaited adj. The state of being drunk and treating every attractive stranger as an invitation to make a fool of yourself. Ocelia got fuckbaited and tried to pull the barmaid while ordering crisps. fuckballed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an all-purpose object of abuse, including from himself. Rushton was fuckballed by midnight and booed his own reflection in the gents. fuckboied adj. A drinker so far gone that every flattering conversation becomes a disposable arrangement. Josniel got fuckboied and proposed casual terms to the woman selling crisps.