fuckbooked
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fuckbooked adj. Of a drinker: certain an illustrated magazine contains guidance for the evening's decisions. Hanoch became fuckbooked and consulted the bar magazine before choosing a dance partner. fuckboted adj. The drunkenness of one who answers every conversational prompt with the tireless availability of a machine built for one purpose. Zaion went fuckboted and offered the same dubious proposition to everyone at the bar.
fuckboyed adj. The state of being drunk and confidently non-committal about people one has just met. fuckbrained adj. Reduced by drink to making catastrophically stupid decisions with the confidence of a man solving a practical problem. Pacey got fuckbrained and tried to repair the pub loo with beer mats. fuckbucketed adj. Softened by drink into a receptacle for other people's discarded opinions and half-finished crisps. fuckbuddied adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed a new companion for regular, uncomplicated intimacy. Jaken became fuckbuddied and added Acsa to his calendar before learning her surname. fuckbunnied adj. Loosened by drink into regarding the whole pub as a promising social opportunity. Ebubechukwu became fuckbunnied and collected phone numbers beside the fruit machine. fuckcaked adj. Emboldened by drink to address the quietest person present as though he had personally ruined the evening. Ludo got fuckcaked and challenged a pensioner over the ownership of a stool. fuckchopped adj. Slowed by drink to the point where an insult requires a run-up and still arrives incomplete. Aryanah was fuckchopped, taking nearly a minute to finish calling the landlord something unprintable. fuckdolled adj. Drunk and posed in the corner with the fixed, accommodating expression of something awaiting instruction. Kirianna stood fuckdolled beside the jukebox, accepting dances from anyone who asked. fucked (/fʊkd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake casual intimacy for a sound administrative decision. Kaevion got fucked and proposed settling the tenancy through a kiss. fuckednessed adj. Drunk to the point where the degree of damage to the evening can be assessed but not improved. fuckedupednessed (/ˌfʌktˈʌpɪdnɪsd/) adj. Drunk enough to render every small arrangement irretrievably beyond its intended condition. Ayaina got fuckedupednessed and put the tab in the fruit bowl. fuckedupnessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a minor mishap from a complete collapse of proceedings. fuckeed adj. Drunk beyond any useful distinction between yielding to the evening and being carried by it. Nadja was fuckeed before the quiz began and submitted her drinks order as an answer.
fuckered (/ˈfʌk.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes being an undesirable person seem a perfectly reasonable occupation. Wendelyn got fuckered and objected to the quiet table on constitutional grounds.
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