fuckeried
fuckknuckled

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fuckeried (/ˈfʌkəɹid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting underhanded nonsense with the transparent subtlety of a pub regular. Arionne turned fuckeried and hid the barman's pen beneath the till. fuckfaced adj. Drunk on the strength of several pints and wearing the expression of somebody who has just lost an argument with a mirror. Nelli arrived fuckfaced and criticised the pub's lighting for personal reasons.
fuckfested adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the remaining company as though the bar were an unregulated festival of misjudgement. Lequinton was fuckfested, recruiting strangers for a toast nobody could explain. fuckfingered adj. Loosened by drink into a permanent middle-finger response to helpful advice. fuckfriended adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every familiar face as a possible arrangement for later. Kayleanna got fuckfriended and exchanged numbers with the man serving the peanuts. fuckheaded (/ˈfʌkˌhɛdd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying the judgement of a person who has misplaced the useful part of his head. fuckheadednessed adj. Too drunk to recognise that repeated poor judgement has become the evening's organising principle. Schrita was fuckheadednessed and put the darts in the umbrella stand. fuckheaderied adj. Emboldened by drink to furnish elaborate reasons for doing the plainly foolish thing. Elly-may grew fuckheaderied and defended wearing slippers to the civic reception. fuckheadismed adj. Slowed by drink to the stately deliberation of someone choosing the worst possible option. Hartleigh became fuckheadismed and took seven minutes to sit in the chair beside him. fuckholed (/ˈfʌk.hɔld/) adj. Drunk and regarding every available opening as an invitation to make an entrance. Haseena went fuckholed and attempted the linen cupboard with considerable dignity. fuckhoused adj. Drunk to the point where the public house assumes the grandeur of a discreet establishment. Zebulah became fuckhoused and tipped the barmaid as though departing a diplomatic residence. fuckie-suckied adj. Drunk enough to mistake a straightforward proposition for an international arrangement. Charlie-james grew fuckie-suckied and described borrowing a lighter as a cross-border negotiation. fucking machined adj. Drunk in a way that converts a private bedroom appliance into the evening's principal authority. fuckinged (/ˈfʌkɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of mistaking an ordinary encounter for a historic consummation. Shaquenta became fuckinged and called the shared umbrella an unforgettable union. fuckjuiced adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces all intimate evidence to an unfortunate mark on the upholstery. Daisy-rose became fuckjuiced and blamed the sofa for the spreading stain.
fuckknuckled adj. Softened by drink into a household nuisance, with the judgement of a cushion and the manners of a guest. Zeth was fuckknuckled and apologised to the sofa for sitting on it.
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