fuckled
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fuckled adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding one's own poor decisions with the contempt ordinarily reserved for others. Seasons grew fuckled and called his abandoned bicycle a disgrace to transport. fuckleted adj. Drunk on the strength of a minor inconvenience, elevated into a personal betrayal.
fucklinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the administrative nuisance of a small, persistent fool. fuckloaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and in possession of a quantity of confidence no arithmetic can support. fucklorded adj. Drunk by closing time, and addressing the nearest minor inconvenience as though it had offended the crown. Chaley went fucklorded and issued a proclamation against the cloakroom queue. fuckmachined adj. Still drunk, and treating a routine exchange with the confidence of a professional performer. Taydin arrived fuckmachined and described ordering toast as an advanced interpersonal technique. fuckmastered adj. Too drunk to perform expertly at anything except the ceremonial opening of a packet of crisps. Shelica became fuckmastered and gave the crisp packet a confident but unsuccessful twist. fuckmated adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign lifelong companionship to whoever shares the last taxi. fuckmeated adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with seeing fellow human beings as anything beyond dinner-table scenery. Qualiek grew fuckmeated and described the guests as a remarkably varied buffet. fuckmittened adj. You have drunk enough to address an inanimate object with the intimate severity of a sworn enemy. Shatha went fuckmittened and accused the umbrella of deliberate betrayal. fuckmobiled adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest vehicle as a discreet extension of the bedroom. Errik became fuckmobiled and attempted to improve the taxi's privacy with a scarf. fuckmuffinned adj. Of a drinker: sweetly incoherent until asked to move away from the cake. fuckmuppeted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken loud obstruction for a contribution to public life. Hazle became fuckmuppeted and conducted the queue from beside the fire extinguisher. fucknessed adj. Drunk beyond being welcome company, leaving Howell and everyone else to manage the consequences. Howell became fucknessed and made the whole table reconsider staying for another round. fucknosed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every question sound like an accusation to Chizu. Chizu got fucknosed and challenged the barman over the pronunciation of his own surname.
fucknozzled (/ˈfʌkˌnɒzəld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that nearby people must tolerate a sustained display of irritating self-importance. Americas was fucknozzled and explained the pub's seating arrangement to people already sitting down.
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