fucknuckled
fuckroded

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fucknuckled adj. Sharpened by drink into a pointed nuisance, particularly when asked to leave the kitchen. Khamari was fucknuckled and disputed the cupboard's authority over the biscuits. fucknuggeted adj. Drunk to the extent of making foolish decisions that the rest of the party must quietly undo. Keann got fucknuggeted and sent the restaurant a review while still eating there.
fucknutted adj. Drunk on the strength of which every reasonable suggestion becomes an annoyance to be opposed. fuckoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing friends as though they had personally caused the licensing laws. fuckoffed adj. Drunk by the third round, and contributing so little that others must complete every practical task. Karamjeet was fuckoffed and left Rhodes to locate the coats, taxis and missing phone. fuckoided adj. Drunk by closing time, and sufficiently objectionable that companions begin discussing departure without you. Ikranur became fuckoided and found the conversation empty when everyone else moved rooms. fuckologied adj. Still drunk, and delivering an elaborate lecture on a useless subject to people who came for breakfast. Demia was fuckologied and spent the morning defending the academic value of pub carpet. fuckovered adj. The state of being drunk and confidently tricked by your own last decision. Rioghnach was fuckovered, having handed over the keys to the person offering directions. fuckpaded adj. Too drunk to reach the bedroom without converting the corridor into a public negotiation. Iason was fuckpaded and invited three people to inspect the spare room before finding his bed. fuckpiged adj. Sufficiently drunk to behave discourteously at close quarters, particularly when food is involved. Iliyana was fuckpiged and took chips from every plate within conversational distance. fuckpluged adj. Having drunk enough to treat every available object as an invitation to an ill-advised demonstration. Makira became fuckpluged and required Darreion to remove several household items from reach. fuckpoled adj. Having drunk more than the company can politely absorb, and making the room aware of it. Shrihaan was fuckpoled and turned the quiet supper into an unwanted anatomy lesson. fuckpoted adj. You have drunk enough to require supervision over decisions normally entrusted to a houseplant. Halani became fuckpoted and tried to pay the taxi with a loyalty card. fuckpuppeted adj. You are drunk and behaving so foolishly that your companions begin speaking on your behalf. fuckried adj. Describing a drinker who has brought such bad behaviour to the gathering that everyone remembers the exit. Lorenna was fuckried and turned a polite disagreement into the evening's main event.
fuckroded adj. Of a drinker: incapable of discussing anything discreetly once the subject turns remotely personal. Areeza was fuckroded and raised an intimate matter during the landlord's birthday toast.