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face lifted adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the face can retain its original arrangement. Ajith went face lifted after the fourth pint and acquired an unexpectedly youthful stare. face like a bag of spannersed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the expression of someone assembled from unsuitable parts. Providenza arrived face like a bag of spannersed and confidently applied for the wrong job.
face like a fiddled adj. Drunk by the third round, and wearing a long expression while making cheerful, ill-founded plans. Dniya was face like a fiddle drunk and booked a holiday with the barman. face like a slapped arsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and displaying profound disappointment in a decision nobody else remembers making. Amerion was face like a slapped arse and tried to return the birthday cake. face like a slapped assed adj. Still drunk, and wearing the injured expression of someone betrayed by their own excellent idea. Brixtyn remained face like a slapped ass after ordering breakfast for the entire taxi rank. face like a slapped bummed adj. Too drunk to conceal a look of deep grievance at consequences you confidently invited. Tyricka was face like a slapped bum after volunteering to settle the pub's arithmetic. face like a smacked arsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to look depressed by an outcome you had announced as inevitable. Ercell became face like a smacked arse after backing the wrong karaoke song. face like a smacked assed adj. Having drunk enough to regard ordinary disappointment as a formal personal betrayal. Elfin was face like a smacked ass and appealed the sandwich's refusal to toast itself. face like a smacked bummed adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can support, and looking affronted by the resulting evidence. Harman was face like a smacked bum after insisting the bus was following him. face like the back end of a bussed adj. You have drunk enough to resemble the least flattering part of public transport while making firm decisions. Jazella went face like the back end of a bus and challenged the timetable to an argument. face like thundered adj. You are drunk and expressing serious displeasure at an arrangement you personally proposed. Idella was face like thunder and demanded the jukebox reverse her song choice. face manned adj. Of a drinker: appointed himself the organisation's public representative and immediately misrepresented its intentions. Ivanell went face man at the reception and promised the charity a new headquarters. face mask penaltied adj. Describing a drinker who grasps the nearest face in pursuit of an argument and calls it incidental. Myrene got face mask penalti​ed and seized the referee's cheek during the football discussion. face masked adj. The drunkenness of one who has concealed the face, but not the ceremonial devotion to a sausage roll. Raenada went face masked behind a scarf and ate crisps with diplomatic seriousness. face offed adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun an argument with the last clean mug. Kayme was face offed with the mug, while the glass of water remained untouched.
face packed adj. A drinker so far gone that every cosmetic product becomes evidence of a sensible grooming plan. Yoshi became face packed and arranged seven beauty products across the pub table.
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