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fuckroomed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the spare bedroom for a venue and the household for an audience. Kathry became fuckroomed and announced the room's intended use to visitors who had come for tea. fuckshipped adj. A drinker who mistakes temporary intimacy for a settled arrangement, obliging friends to clarify matters later. Nakosha was fuckshipped and introduced Sheritta as a partner before either had finished their drinks.
fuckshited (/ˈfʌkˌʃɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby person becomes an unwilling witness to poor manners. Tycere was fuckshited and criticised the music at a volume audible from the toilets. fuckshopped adj. The state of being drunk and treating an ordinary pub as though customers had paid for a different service. Deo became fuckshopped and asked the barmaid which room offered the most discreet arrangements. fuckskulled adj. The condition of a drinker who has made himself the object of collective patience and private concern. Chayten was fuckskulled and needed Charmie to translate his request for the bill. fuckslaved adj. The drunkenness of one who has surrendered the evening's decisions to another person's demands. Senyah was fuckslaved and fetched drinks for Rictavious without remembering agreeing to it. fuckslutted adj. Reduced by drink to indiscriminate familiarity, leaving the company to supply tact and introductions. Daygan was fuckslutted and embraced strangers who had only come in for directions. fucksored adj. Drunk by closing time, and regarding ordinary irritation as a diagnosis. Braelynne was fucksored by midnight, though nothing appeared to require treatment. fuckspeaked adj. Still drunk, and conducting the conversation in a vocabulary chiefly consisting of one word. Rojin became fuckspeaked while explaining why the taxi was unnecessary. fuckstained adj. Too drunk to leave the evening without marking several surfaces and denying it afterwards. Evy lene was fuckstained by breakfast, with no useful account of the sofa. fuckstered adj. Sufficiently drunk to become an undesirable person by ordinary standards. fucksticked adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the evening's remaining dignity for a physical object. fuckstrationed adj. Having drunk more than the situation warranted, and finding the absence of a partner increasingly administrative. Rosse was fuckstrationed by ten and began reviewing the room's general availability. fuckstressed adj. You have drunk enough to become energetically interested in proceedings that do not concern you. Araeya was fuckstressed by eleven and reorganised the seating without invitation. fucktaped adj. You are drunk and documenting the evening in a form best not distributed. Dorrel was fucktaped by midnight, although no recording equipment was found.
fucktillioned adj. Of a drinker who has consumed an unspecified large number of drinks and remembers the number as sufficient. Darlene was fucktillioned by closing time and ordered water with some suspicion.
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