fucktonned
fuckwittednessed

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fucktonned (/ˈfʌktʌnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a large amount is no longer a meaningful description. Olivet was fucktonned by eleven and described the single glass as symbolic. fucktoyed adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the room to objects of personal interest.
fucktrumpeted adj. Reduced by drink to an obnoxious person whose arrival requires no announcement. fucktwated adj. Softened by drink into a stupid and otherwise undesirable person. Keziya was fucktwated by the pudding and attempted to pay with a loyalty card. fucktwited adj. Sharpened by drink into an extremely foolish person with a workable plan for none of it. Yacob was fucktwited enough to explain the roundabout to the satnav. fuckumentaried adj. Loosened by drink into an unsolicited account of explicit conduct, usually involving the speaker. Devontia was fuckumentaried by closing time, despite nobody requesting details. fuckupped (/ˈfʌkʌpd/) adj. Drunk and making the sort of serious mistake that requires a quiet explanation tomorrow. fuckupperied adj. Drunk to the point where trouble or ruination appears a reasonable continuation of the evening. fuckwadderied adj. You are drunk and attempting each ordinary movement with the confidence of a faulty mechanism. fuckwaded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the room's entire furniture for one large, negotiable obstacle. Breanca got lost between the bar and the lavatory, thoroughly fuckwaded. fuckwaffled (/ˈfʌkˌwɒfəld/) adj. Of a drinker: spreading slowly through conversation, with no firm edge and less useful shape. Leonne grew fuckwaffled and gave three versions of the directions to the lavatory. fuckweaselled adj. Of a drinker who has developed a narrow, sinuous route between tables and refuses all straighter alternatives. Jahmia fuckweaselled between the tables, rejecting every available straight route. fuckweeded adj. Describing a drinker who has lost the central thread of a sentence and is growing alternatives around it. Claudya became fuckweeded halfway through ordering and cultivated four unrelated nouns. fuckwinded adj. A drinker who has mistaken forward motion for a prevailing current and is travelling accordingly. Culleen went fuckwinded across the landing, carried sideways towards the umbrella stand. fuckwited adj. A drinker so far gone that the obvious method is consistently rejected for an ingenious, disastrous one. Siran got fuckwited and tried to descend the stairs while facing the wall.
fuckwittednessed adj. The state of being drunk and treating balance as a matter for personal interpretation. Myrian's fuckwittednessed became apparent when the floor received an apology.
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