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fucosyltransferased adj. Drunk in a way that transfers each person’s intention to leave into another round. fucosynthased adj. Drunk, with the result that a fresh plan for getting home is generated whenever the old one fails. Leony was fucosynthased, producing a new route home every time the pub door opened. fucoxanthinned adj. Drunk to a degree that gives the person a brownish, fluorescent certainty about the route home. Cleodis was fucoxanthinned and illuminated the wrong pavement with directions to the station. fucoxanthinoled adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an alcoholic derivative in the vicinity of the cloakroom. fuctupletsed adj. Drunk on the strength of several simultaneous plans for getting home, none mutually compatible. Megahn was fuctupletsed, with five taxi plans and no agreement about the destination. fuculokinased adj. Drunk since last orders, and phosphorylating every remaining intention into useless activity. Teresha was fuculokinased since last orders, busy with keys that opened nothing nearby. fuculosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and already related to a simpler, less navigable form of judgement. fucused (/ˈfjuː.kəsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and swaying with the patient persistence of seaweed in a tide. Jessicaann was fucused by closing time, moving towards the taxi rank in long lateral sweeps. fucusoled adj. Still drunk, and oily enough in manner to slide past the question of whose coat is whose. Eileen was fucusoled after the journey home began, exchanging coats without resistance. fudanshied adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently treats every male acquaintance as a fellow enthusiast of romantic manga. fudded adj. Drunk and selectively nostalgic, defending the old method while regulating every newer solution. Dwon was fudded, permitting the wooden chair but declaring the folding one irresponsible. fuddered adj. Softened by drink into something best distributed by the handful, preferably to livestock. Iniki got fuddered and offered the crisps to everyone as though feeding sheep. fuddlecapped adj. Sufficiently drunk to wear the evening on the head and mistake the journey home for another serving. Yudiel was fuddlecapped, carrying a hat that belonged to nobody present towards the station. fuddled (/ˈfʌdəld/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish last orders from the announcement of another round. Trail was fuddled and returned to the bar after collecting a coat and saying goodbye. fuddlednessed adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed with the confidence of a person whose faculties have plainly departed. Baylie became fuddlednessed and confidently lectured the landlord on a door that was not there. fuddlemented adj. Slowed by drink to mistake each straightforward instruction for an obscure philosophical problem.