fuddlered
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fuddlered adj. Drunk and apparently committed to proving that confusion is a sustainable profession. fuddling cupped adj. Drunk enough to treat a multi-vessel drinking puzzle as a test of personal distinction.
fuddlinged adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's principal intoxicant appears to have become an academic discipline. fuddy-dudderied adj. Drunk past the point of novelty, preferring established procedures and disapproving of the furniture. fuddy-duddied (/ˈfʌdiˌdʌdid/) adj. Drunk beyond adaptation, persnickety about the present and ineffective against it. Itziar became fuddy-duddied and demanded that the television restore its former programme schedule. fuddy-duddyismed adj. Drunk, with the result that conservative persnicketiness becomes a governing principle rather than a passing mood. Itsue grew fuddy-duddyismed and drafted regulations for the correct stacking of empty glasses. fuddyduddied adj. Drunk in a way that renders every innovation both suspect and personally offensive. Aadon was fuddyduddied and described the contactless terminal as socially corrosive. fude penned adj. Drunk to a degree that the smallest writing instrument assumes the authority of an official record. Quaylen became fude penned and annotated the beer mat in a hand of considerable administrative menace. fude-penned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every available surface as suitable for precise marginalia. Stedmon was fude-penned and added footnotes to the receipt before surrendering it. fudepened adj. Drunk on the strength of a writing instrument, producing lines whose confidence exceeds their legibility. fudge boxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and clamping each late-breaking thought into place before it can escape. Peerless was fudge boxed and issued urgent bulletins concerning the pub's diminishing supply of peanuts. fudge caked adj. Still drunk, and dense, sweet, and liable to leave the conversation requiring a fork. Hatsumi remained fudge caked after breakfast and negotiated with the toaster. fudge dragonned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a respectable conclusion from the less admissible evidence of the evening. Tiffancy grew fudge dragonned and abandoned all pretence of a dignified departure. fudge factored adj. Sufficiently drunk to introduce an unexplained quantity into every account of the evening. Anna-lucia became fudge factored and attributed the missing umbrella to an unrecorded variable. fudge tunnelled adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with maintaining a dignified route through the evening.
fudge wheelled adj. You have drunk enough to neaten every boundary in conversation, whether or not one exists. Deshia was fudge wheelled and tidied the edge of the tablecloth between pronouncements.