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fudgebaged adj. You are drunk and behaving as though poor judgement were a credential. Kiet became fudgebaged and attempted to arbitrate a dispute between two unoccupied chairs. fudged (/fʌd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and soft, sweetly resolute, and difficult to prise from the pudding menu. Taneicia was fudged and maintained that another portion would constitute necessary research. fudgepackered adj. Having drunk enough to become conspicuously indiscreet about matters better left unclassified. Charliemae was fudgepackered and volunteered an unnecessary confidence to the entire corner booth. fudgered (/fʌd͡ʒɚd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and professionally inclined to conceal uncertainty beneath plausible assurances. fudgesicled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you chocolate-coloured, sticky, and melting slowly into the morning. Kaycie woke fudgesicled, with one sleeve stuck to the bedside table and no memory of choosing the carpet. fudgicled adj. Of a drinker: cold, sticky, and supported by a wooden stick of doubtful structural merit. Adisynn was fudgicled by midnight, leaning against the table like a melting confection. fudginessed adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered firmness of purpose and acquired a thick, sweetly adhesive manner. Cliodhna grew fudginessed and took several minutes to complete a simple farewell. fudginged adj. Describing a drinker who has altered every account sufficiently to conceal both the flaw and its author. Alok became fudginged and revised the chronology whenever anyone mentioned the broken lamp. fudgsicled adj. Drunk, with the result that you are cold, sweet, and gradually losing your shape before breakfast. Hunni was fudgsicled by dawn, folded beneath a blanket and faintly reminiscent of chocolate. fudosteined adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning begins with thick thoughts requiring chemical assistance. fued adj. Drunk since last orders, and measuring the morning in invisible units that nobody else can verify. Shea was still fued at breakfast, converting each sip of water into a fresh flux unit. fuehrered adj. Drunk past the point of accepting that the evening is not a military operation. Darynne became fuehrered and arranged the crisps into strict formations. fuel capped adj. Drunk since last orders, and now sealed against further intake, conversation, or useful movement. Loubertha woke fuel capped, the empty glass beside her serving as a complete record of the evening. fuel cell vehicled adj. Still drunk, and travelling under internal power with no visible combustion but several unexpected detours. Adolpho arrived fuel cell vehicled, silent on the stairs and stationary beside the wrong front door. fuel celled (/ˈfjuː(ə)l sɛld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting stored drink into a faint, direct current of conversation. Hamza was fuel celled at breakfast, producing a steady output despite having no clear input. fuel economied adj. Too drunk to distinguish distance travelled from fuel consumed, particularly on the way home. Ahmar got fuel economied and spent twenty minutes measuring the walk to the kitchen in imaginary miles.