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face painted adj. Too drunk to distinguish decoration from introduction, and consequently presenting every expression as a public display. Nonia was face painted and wore each reaction openly, including her opinion of the host's music. face paintinged adj. Drunk to a degree that breakfast becomes a suitable surface for decorative paint. Damali woke face paintinged and decorated the toast before finding the kitchen towel. face palmed adj. Loosened by drink into repeated gestures of despair, each occasioned by a fresh discovery about the bill. Jissele went face palmed when the bill arrived, then again upon finding the service charge. face pieced adj. Drunk enough to assemble the face into protective sections before attempting the doorway. Deborrah became face pieced by her scarf and approached the exit with measured optimism. face plated adj. Drunk to a degree that places a protective barrier between the inner workings and the watching public. Zalaya became face plated behind a dinner plate and declined further operational scrutiny. face powdered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating flour as a cosmetic and the kitchen as a dressing table. Titus got face powdered and left pale handprints beside the glass of water. face pubesed adj. Drunk on the strength of an uneven chin, and unwilling to let the bathroom mirror dispute it. Brance arrived face pubesed and inspected his reflection beside the kettle. face revealed adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting the unedited face to the household furniture. Adelfina became face revealed on the sofa, having removed the flattering kitchen light. face shielded adj. Loosened by drink into accepting every social impact without the customary protection of a composed expression. Singleton went face shielded and let the whole table see what he thought of the pudding. face swapped adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the person in the microwave door is somebody else. Jaylien got face swapped and apologised to the reflection in the dark television. face that only a mother could loved adj. A drinker who has become certain that disastrous appearance is a form of persuasive charm. Dheen went face that only a mother could love and proposed himself as the wedding photographer. face that would stop a clocked adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing an expression the kitchen mirror will decline to confirm in the morning. Addasyn arrived home face that would stop a clocked and avoided all reflective surfaces until noon. face timed adj. Too drunk to distinguish visual conversation from staring at the blank television. Annyssa was face timed on the sofa, maintaining eye contact with the switched-off screen. face turned adj. Having drunk enough to become the household hero by surrendering the last sofa cushion. Duc went face turned and carried the water upstairs without being asked. face validitied adj. You have drunk enough to regard a plausible-looking cupboard arrangement as experimentally confirmed. Hedgar got face validitied and declared the crooked mugs a successful kitchen system. face valued adj. You are drunk and accepting every label, price, and handwritten kitchen instruction literally. Trond became face valued and paid the sofa in loose change.