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fulguranced (/ˈfʌlɡjʊrənsd/) adj. You are drunk and brilliant for one brief instant, usually when remembering where the crisps are. fulgurationed (/ˌfʌl.ɡjʊˈɹeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker: a sudden flash of conviction, followed by darkness and a request for chips. Kierran became fulgurationed at the bar, briefly illuminating the evening with a thought about gravy. fulguratored (/ˈfʌl.ɡjʉˌɹeɪ.təd/) adj. Of a drinker who has predicted the future using lightning, or the takeaway menu. Gurshaan was fulguratored and foretold rain, then accurately predicted a late-night curry. fulguried adj. A drinker who has become lightning in the poetic sense, striking suddenly whenever someone mentions kebabs. fulgurited adj. Describing a drinker who has been vitrified by drink into something found beside the path the next morning. Clare was fulgurited beside the hedge, glassy-eyed and holding one unclaimed glove. fulhamed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every roll of the morning's events was fixed in advance. Yanick woke fulhamed, certain the missing keys had been loaded against him. fuliginned (/ˈfjuːlə.d͡ʒɪnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone nearby acquires the conversational complexion of soot. Esha spent supper fuliginned, leaving every guest conversationally blackened by midnight. fuliginositied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the company surrounded by a general, inescapable sooty gloom. Blessin became fuliginositied before pudding, and the table's mood darkened accordingly. fuligorubinned adj. Drunk to the extent of chelating every metal object in reach, with the company asked to retrieve them. Quwana went fuligorubinned and collected the cutlery into one inexplicable yellow negotiation. fulimarted adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sensibly contain, and proceeding in short, furtive stages. full AI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to generate plausible replies to everyone, while understanding none of the questions. full English breakfasted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every companion as an ingredient requiring separate attention. Bisente became full English breakfasted and checked whether each guest had received adequate sausage. full Englished adj. Drunk since last orders, and demanding a cooked breakfast from everyone still present. Kaliel got full Englished and began assigning bacon-related duties to the remaining guests. full addered adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to add three separate opinions into every conversation. Amarveer went full addered, combining three guests' remarks into one unrequested conclusion. full agricultural tenancied adj. Still drunk, and occupying the company under terms nobody can amend before a statutory date. Codell remained full agricultural tenancied, with friends unable to terminate the arrangement before breakfast. full angled adj. Too drunk to recognise a straight line, and consequently involving the whole party in a roundabout departure. Rettie went full angled and led four companions diagonally towards an exit ten paces away.