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full artificial intelligenced adj. Having drunk enough to claim general competence while repeatedly failing at the particular task before you. Tamaika became full artificial intelligenced and offered to organise the party, then lost the invitations. full backed adj. The drunkenness of one who spends the morning blocking every attempt to reconstruct the previous evening. Yoshihiro woke full backed and stopped each question before it reached the incriminating details. full bathroomed adj. Having drunk more than the company can politely ignore, with repeated visits to a room containing every necessary fitting. Traylen got full bathroomed and made the corridor party wait through several careful expeditions. full bedded adj. You have drunk enough to regard any two-person sleeping arrangement as a reasonable communal solution. Tyresa became full bedded and offered the spare room to three guests without consulting its occupant. full bikini waxed adj. You are drunk and persuading the company that an unnecessarily thorough removal is a social obligation. Shawnay went full bikini waxed and attempted to improve everyone's party arrangements by subtraction. full binary treed adj. Of a drinker: every discussion is given exactly two branches, and both are pursued with equal confidence. Sweetie became full binary treed, forcing each guest to choose between dancing and a lecture. full bird colonelled adj. Of a drinker who has promoted every nearby companion to the rank of subordinate. full birded adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the confidence of senior rank and none of its restraint. Weltha got full birded and reorganised the seating before anyone could object. full blasted adj. A drinker who operates at maximum capacity, leaving the company to absorb the resulting effort. Wania went full blasted and conducted the birthday toast at a volume suited to a stadium. full blood counted adj. The state of being drunk and subjecting every companion to a complete inventory of personal failings. Caysee became full blood counted, assessing each guest's character before the taxi arrived. full blued adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken an ordinary gathering for the highest level of competitive achievement. Aubrin went full blued and awarded imaginary colours to friends who stayed until closing. full boarded adj. The drunkenness of one who has included the company in every meal, whether they consented or not. Rahmi became full boarded and arranged breakfast, lunch and dinner for people leaving immediately. full boated adj. Reduced by drink to treating the company as a complete hand, with everyone assigned a place in the house. full body scannered adj. Softened by drink into inspecting every companion for concealed objects, without touching or convincing them. Anindita became full body scannered and searched friends visually for the missing bottle opener. full breakfasted adj. Sharpened by drink into believing every social difficulty can be resolved with sausages, bacon and eggs. Urias went full breakfasted and proposed a cooked meal for the argument, the journey and the weather. full bungered adj. Still drunk, and throwing the ball straight up rather than towards anyone in particular.