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face washered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a washcloth for a small, absorbent pillow. Keiry was face washered on the sofa, with the proper pillow untouched beside her. face-ached adj. Sufficiently drunk to look as though the pub has personally disappointed you. Avinell sat face-ached beneath the fruit machine, declining every offer of pork scratchings. face-bricked adj. Drunk by the third round, and already displaying a high-quality frontage over increasingly poor structural decisions. Perley was face-bricked before the meal, looking sound despite the missing recollection beneath. face-downed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the kitchen floor into a place of confrontation. Lurline was face-downed beneath the table, arguing quietly with a dropped tea towel. face-lifted adj. Of a drinker who has undergone a grand renewal, removing every sign of age except the need for chips. Borislav got face-lifted and announced a fresh beginning before ordering the same lager. face-makered adj. A drinker so far gone that every sip produces a new expression for the household to observe. Domhnall was face-makered beside the sink, demonstrating surprise to the dish rack. face-meltered adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to an intense musical passage directed at the toaster. Jayliyah became face-meltered and delivered the chorus to the kitchen appliances. face-off circled adj. Softened by drink into occupying the centre of the ice-cold kitchen floor. Leafy was face-off circled, seated centrally while the household moved around him. face-offed (/ˈfeɪsˌɑfd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged a formal confrontation between two kitchen chairs. Aajon was face-offed, positioning the chairs before sitting on the floor. face-palmed adj. Emboldened by drink to place both hands upon the face and call the resulting silence a strategy. Shaguana got face-palmed during the quiz and maintained that the answer was beneath her hands. face-planted adj. Drunk in a way that converts forward motion into a solemn meeting with the carpet. Mariacristina got face-planted beside the coat stand and described the impact as educational. face-plated adj. Drunk to the extent of sealing the visible apparatus behind crockery and calling the arrangement temporary. Arthetta got face-plated with a plate and remained available only for gravy. face-savered adj. Sharpened by drink into finding an honourable explanation for sleeping beside the fridge. Talasia was face-savered and called the kitchen floor a deliberate cooling strategy. face-sittinged adj. Drunk and treating the nearest lap as reserved furniture, regardless of its owner's objections. Fatimata went face-sittinged before pudding and mistook Dolcie-mai's chair for a formal invitation. face-stalkinged adj. Drunk enough to investigate an acquaintance online while announcing each discovery to the acquaintance's companions. Isla-grace went face-stalkinged and read Dorita's old posts aloud before anyone could change the subject. face-to-faced adj. Loosened by drink into insisting on a personal meeting with the sofa, without technological mediation. Toots became face-to-faced and conducted a private meeting with the empty armchair.